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#5
Green-eyed brunette with light freckles.
Quote by Guitar0player
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#6
Thou shalt not declare epicness on one's own thread!!

E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#10
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Thou shalt not declare epicness on one's own thread!!





That totally made up for that disgusting raid earlier.
Quote by Guitar0player
You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
#12
Greenish brown with corn pellets.
Schecter Loomis
LTD Horizon
Ibanez RGA121
Marshall DSL100
Peavey 5150

Quote by emagdnimasisiht
haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#13
400 pounds with a face so puffy you can't see her eye color and so many dye-jobs combined with female pattern baldness that you have no clue what color her hair is. Now THERE'S a woman!

NOW this is an epic thread!
#14
unnatural bleach blonde/crimson red hair, green eyes.

god this girl in my 4th period has that combo and she's the most gorgeous looking girl ive ever seen...not to mention she has huge boobs for her body size, and a pretty nice ass
#16
****..... I x'd out the window when I saw I could only make 10 poll options.

I didn't think it posted.
#17
Quote by Duerksen
Green eyed red-head


u want a martian as your hot oily lover?
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#21
Ahh now I understand the thread. I feel stupid apologies to you Wolverine I thought you were on some trip randomly posting...

I personally don't have a preference, just whatever looks good at the time? Variety is good.
#22
Quote by Mr Montana
Ahh now I understand the thread. I feel stupid apologies to you WOlverine I thought you were on some trip randomly posting ><

I personally don't have a preferance, just whatever looks good at the time? Variety is good.



variety? You mean, like, one blue eye, one brown eye, brown hair with blond streaks and red tips? Sounds odd but Im willing to experiment.
#23
Quote by SeveralSpecies
variety? You mean, like, one blue eye, one brown eye, brown hair with blond streaks and red tips? Sounds odd but Im willing to experiment.

Sorta like a ranch dog....
#24
Quote by -Wolverine-
Sorta like a ranch dog....



Now that's what I call premium grade A sex meat!
#26
Quote by -Wolverine-
****..... I x'd out the window when I saw I could only make 10 poll options.

I didn't think it posted.

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#27
Quote by Altered_Carbon
Brunette, tight vagina, big dick.












edit: ^was that giant pear necessary?
#28
Quote by Altered_Carbon
Brunette, tight vagina, big dick.

Wat
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#29
Quote by terrencemaddox
Wat


I think he meant "brunette, big vagina, tight dick."
Schecter Loomis
LTD Horizon
Ibanez RGA121
Marshall DSL100
Peavey 5150

Quote by emagdnimasisiht
haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#30
Quote by Altered_Carbon
Brunette, tight vagina, big dick.

So you like womanly parts and some manly body parts eh?

Creepy.
#31
Quote by -Wolverine-
So you like womanly parts and some manly body parts eh?

Creepy.



now THATS variety for ya, heh!
#32
Quote by lespaulrocks39
I think he meant "brunette, big vagina, tight dick."

Thanks...but it reminded me of that chat convo that has been posted many times on the site where the guy pretends to be a girl that fingers herself and then talks about touching his dick. It wasn't a clear reference, but I assure you I understood what he mean't
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#34
Quote by -Wolverine-
So you like womanly parts and some manly body parts eh?

Creepy.

Best of both worlds?
Nobody?


But cereal, vagz r gros.

Quote by terrencemaddox
Thanks...but it reminded me of that chat convo that has been posted many times on the site where the guy pretends to be a girl that fingers herself and then talks about touching his dick. It wasn't a clear reference, but I assure you I understood what he mean't

Yeah...You said exactly what I was thinking.
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#35
Quote by terrencemaddox
Thanks...but it reminded me of that chat convo that has been posted many times on the site where the guy pretends to be a girl that fingers herself and then talks about touching his dick. It wasn't a clear reference, but I assure you I understood what he mean't

I did that once in a chatroom.

Hilarious.
#36
Quote by -Wolverine-
I did that once in a chatroom.

Hilarious.



Oh I remember that. He was like "And then I take my left and, and wank on my dick" or something like that."


The other guy just said "Wat."
#37
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Oh I remember that. He was like "And then I take my left and, and wank on my dick" or something like that."


The other guy just said "Wat."

I'm talking about a different one.... I did this like four years ago.
#38
Haha nah I meant variety as in different hairstyles/colours etc. Notjust liking blonde or brunette girls.

Though if I saw a girl with different eye colours I'd probably try **** her just so i could brag to you lot about it.
#39
Quote by -Wolverine-
I'm talking about a different one.... I did this like four years ago.



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*storms out*
#40
Altered_Carbon, I thoguht that had to be a reference, but I wasn't sure. Nice

And Wolverine, that's awesome. That stuff always makes me laugh.

EDIT: And to the "best of both worlds" question...I have seen some that have that going on that could almost make me do it...not quite, but I could almost get down
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