My fellow pitmonkeys, I come to you with a proposition...

Ebay is the world's largest online marketplace. People from all over the world sell many strange and intriguing items. During my time spent frolicking through the virtual isles of Ebay, I personally have witnessed the attempted sale of an air guitar, a fart in a jar, and various other weird and mildly amusing objects.

And now getting to the point of this thread!

Go forth unto the lands of Ebay, my friends, and return with tales of unusual and amazing items which are up for purchase. Please include the following in your post:

A short description
A picture
The current cost of the item
And finally a link to the page where you found it

To kick this thread off with a bang, I have discovered the ultimate in "Shoop da Woop" accessories... I bring before you Statua Oxolite L'URLO (It's in another language).

I believe it is safe to say he is charging his laser.

For a measly 19.90 Euros this sculpture could be yours!

Here is where I found it, http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Statua-Oxolite-LURLO-Moderno-soggetto-di-arredamento_W0QQitemZ140176540984QQihZ004QQcategoryZ355QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

And I wish to confirm this isn't spam. I am not the person trying to sell this item, and am in no way affiliated with them.

So what are you waiting for?!?! Get to Ebay, find some funny/unusual stuff, and post it!!!!!
def. charging his laser
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A piece of fluff! For $2.50 AUD this baby could be yours!!!

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Condition: Used

This is going for a bit expensive:


I wonder how long it will actually last, or wether they would have to make up a fresh batch up before sending..
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i came into this thread and my itunes started playing weird al's "Ebay"
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i came into this thread and my itunes started playing weird al's "Ebay"

It is a sign that you must contribute to this thread!

Heres a little something i found...

DANCING POO IN THE LOO....such a surprising little poo!

It is a musical dancing turd which bobs up and down when you open the lid... It could be yours for less than $10 AUD!!!

It's definitely going on my Christmas list!
OK, so my playing an writing has been a bit lackluster, lately.
And I haven't had as much luck with the ladies as I would like to, either.
So I figured what I need is some ...


REAL RACCOON PAW NECKLACE santeria mojo charm jewelry

I was ready to fork out some dough for this, figuring it would be sure to bring me some luck.
Then I realized: Hey, dumbshit, that raccoon is either dead or walking around missing a paw.
The damned thing sure didn't bring him any luck, now did it?

meh, I'll pass on that one.

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When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...

I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me