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So me an one of my friends were out the other day and we drove down the same road we always drive down. There's a store we always pass and can't ever help but look at. The store is called Dilday TV. Now...WTF?

The guy who made that store knew what people would think. And my friend just happened to say this tme that even a nun would laugh about that name.

So...you guys have any stores 'round your parts that have funny names?

Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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#3
Dick's Balls. It's the place where Dick's Sports gets their balls.
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#4
Oh...and there's this place a lil ways from here that sells...trailers. They're called Dick Moore Housing. If you look it up in the white pages...It's called Moore Dick Housing...
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#5
A hairdresser's called Curl Up and Dye.
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#8
I dont get the QQ... one
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#10
OH! and there's a mexican restaraunt out here called The Cocina Mexican // The Dirty Mexican

lol

I'll NEVER go there....

EDIT...ok i fucked up. Cocina means kitchen...I got it. Thanks
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Last edited by feenxfire at Nov 9, 2007,
#11
Feen... ur ****ing stupid..

"Cocina mexican" means "kitchen mexican"

U = fail
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#12
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A hairdresser's called Curl Up and Dye.

theres a hairdressers name that near me lol
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#14
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OH! and there's a mexican restaraunt out here called The Cocina Mexican // The Dirty Mexican

lol

I'll NEVER go there....
dude cocina meens kitchen. if the were dirty it would of said chochino. lol.
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dude cocina meens kitchen. if the were dirty it would of said chochino. lol.


lol


[feels dumb now]

Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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#17
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lol


[feels dumb now]

ol its still funny. Bunghole Liquor.
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#18
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A hairdresser's called Curl Up and Dye.

That's pretty good, ahah.
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#20
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A hairdresser's called Curl Up and Dye.

loads of those near me :/
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#21
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A hairdresser's called Curl Up and Dye.


There's one of them near where I live too.
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#22
funeral parlour called "wayke and pain" sure it is the guys that own it's names... but still
cafe called "come and get stuffed"
#27
There's a store in some town in Majorca called 'Fanny'. I laughed hard when I saw that.
NOPE.
#29
There is a used sport equipment store near my house called Anal Rape

And a laundry mat called The Protein Stain
#31
We had a hand car wash that was called "Mr. Hand Job".

I shit you not.

Even better was the sign. It had the face of a fat Hitler guy, and his two hands with a thumbs up.

Unfortunately, it's since been bought out and re-named.
#34
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There's a store in some town in Majorca called 'Fanny'. I laughed hard when I saw that.


What about "Bimbo" bread? You sometimes see Bimbo vans driving round.
#37
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There's a village near me called Fingering Hoe.


There's a community near me called "Morning Wood" lol

never gets old.

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There's a store in some town in Majorca called 'Fanny'. I laughed hard when I saw that.


My grandmother's name is fanny...I shit you not...
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#38
There's a fish and chip shop near my school called "Frying Nemo"

Also, there is another fish and chip shope in Hyde Park at Doncaster called "Fish Bits".

Some people.
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