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I am now the father Alex Michael, the next fastest guitar shredder on the planet. He was born on 11-02-2007 and weighed in at 7lbs 3oz and was 18in long.

We love him so much, we couldn't be happier!!

Alex Michael November 2nd, 2007
#5
So is he gonna be ADawg?

Awesome.


Congrats.
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#7
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Alex is a girls name.


Are you joking? It can be used for both, I'm called Alex and I'm most definatly a guy.

Anyway, congrats mate, good luck with it
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#10
Impressive duffing up skills, well done!

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Alex is a girls name.


You're a tool, more blokes get called Alex than girls.

Alix though, that's a girls name!
#12
Wow. Big 'ol baby.

Congrats man. Just had a daughter in August myself.



...but her guitar shredding skillz are gonna run Alex into the ground. Sorry.
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#13
Congratulations =D
Start teaching him to play guitar now. I expect see his cover of Arpeggios from Hell on Youtube in exactly 4 years.
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#14
Congrats man!

Bet it feels great

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Wow. Big 'ol baby.

Congrats man. Just had a daughter in August myself.



...but her guitar shredding skillz are gonna run Alex into the ground. Sorry.


You are gonna feel so owned if she decides to play drums.

Congrats, anyway.
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#17
Congrats!

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This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
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Tell that to Alex Skolnick

We will only call him Alexander if he's in trouble.


Trust me, that doesn't work. If anything, it gives the accused a warning, and therefore he'll have several seconds to think of a good lie.

But you don't need to think about that yet...
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#21
Probably the coolest kid I ever saw, and I've seen a reasonable number.
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#22
Congrats man. You stick a guitar in his hand as soon as you can u could make a lil custom! lol
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Congrats, he'll turn out to be a real stud. Take it from a fellow Scorpio(6th of November)


5th here.

Congratulations on the birth of your son, however on the girl name issue...Just add 'The Great' onto his name.

Noone is gonna call him Alex the great, it will be 'Alexander The Great!'
#29
even though you frustrate me sometimes i have to say congrats.

babies are great.
#30
Congratulations.
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#33
Congratulations on the birth of your son.
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Congratulations on the birth of your son.
*cracks open a bottle of Champagne*


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#35
Congrats... So thats means you went all the way with her huh......What does all the way mean? *squirts sunscream into face and screams violently*
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#36
Congratulations. Also, when he becomes the fastest shredder ever, make sure he has some feel, and isn't a robot like Malmsteen
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This man deserves my +1

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#38
dude, congrats. thats always good to hear.

inside i'm praying "God, please let him be a bassist"
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dude, congrats. thats always good to hear.

inside i'm praying "God, please let him be a bassist"



Who knows, he could be!


Thanks alot guys, all of your comments are appreciated!