#6
I'd drink him under the table...pansy
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For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
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#8
Quote by postmortem2006
I'm a lightweight but even i could out drink that


Yeah good one.

You'd actually be having a postmortem after that.
#9
this guy sucks at drinking... and life for that matter
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#10
Not as good as the Eastern European guy who had twice the lethal limit of alcohol in him. And was apparently talking lucidly and clearly to the nurses.
#12
Quote by bearded_monkey
Damn Scots...


my thoughts exactly.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#13
Quote by Meths
Not as good as the Eastern European guy who had twice the lethal limit of alcohol in him. And was apparently talking lucidly and clearly to the nurses.



haha sweet
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#14
This article just suddenly reminded me of the article I read a couple years ago about some guy (I think from England) who had taken over 40,000 E pills in his life and is still alive and dosing. Needless to say he's completely ****ed up now.
#16
Lightweight, 60 pints over four days. That's not a lightweight, oh wait that is pretty sh*t .
#17
Quote by Uncle Fonzie
This article just suddenly reminded me of the article I read a couple years ago about some guy (I think from England) who had taken over 40,000 E pills in his life and is still alive and dosing. Needless to say he's completely ****ed up now.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,,1746333,00.html

yeah, that guy has his serotonin levels ****ed up for life
#18
This guy sounds smart!!!
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"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#21
It was probably shandy.


Because, you know, when your life hits the rocks and you just dont care anymore, you need something to dull your pain. You hit the shandy. The true alcoholics drink.
#22
The pride of Britain shines throughout the world. Anybody else would have died. Maybe unless they were Irish of Russian.
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#23
Go Scotland!
Gordon Brown wants a British motto, maybe it should be "Fuck you lightweight pansies, we have Scotland."