#3
And I thought slamming your finger in a car door hurt.
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#5
lmfao.

He'd have passed out by now :P Faaaake.

Funny as hell nonetheless though.
Quote by fly135
Great list Rutch. On re-reading this one I'd have to say Solid State means not liquid or gas.

I figured it out.
#7
I believe we've learned something today
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Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncHdnuy98RQ

And I found this one in related videos.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#10
Quote by Godsmack_IV
"OWWW MY WANG IS CAUGHT IN A DOOR!!AHHHH!!"

lmfao


lmfao!!! that was so hilarious.
#12
Quote by The Virtuoso


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncHdnuy98RQ

And I found this one in related videos.






*takes breath*

Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#13
Quote by WickedBeast666
Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#15
I saw them in CVS the other day, and I was thinking. I mean, are you just asking to impregnate someone? If one sperm can change my life forever, I don't think I;m going to trust sonething "Ultra-thin" to prevent this.

But that's pretty funny
#17
If I were to use ultra thin condoms i would use it on the hottest chick cause i'lll have to see when she get pregnant lol jk
#18
Ultra this IS the way to go. Or none at all.....but be very careful
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#23
Quote by Ishiga
He'd have passed out by now :P Faaaake.


ReALLY?
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#25
Quote by hug a llama
Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


Quote by Burpin'Worm
Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#26
Quote by Ishiga
lmfao. He'd have passed out by now :P Faaaake.


Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#27
I doubt that I ever laughed so much at something in the internets.
God once he starts screaming, I just burst out laughing like a maniac .
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