You have $3,000,000,000; jesus powers, and only one week to live. what do you do?

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#1
Yeah, you have all the stuff above. The only rule is you can't extend your life.

Edit: You have to stay dead! Just assume that your jesus powers go away the second you die.
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#3
Buy insane amounts of cocaine and make coke-castles.
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#4
lol i would make every one think its the rapture for a week if i had jesus power lol
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#5
Get laid. A LOT.

and jam with Ben Weinman... with my Jesus powers I would beat him in a shred off (yeah I know he's not a shred kinda guy at all, but he's one of my favorite guitarists).
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#7
... Hmm... I would probably say that people had it all wrong and that God was a cucumber.
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#9
i'd pay someone to change the rules

since i have jesus powers.... i probably wouldn't need the money to do it, and if i do, i'd do my own church to get the money back
#10
Make a world changing record that would bring people of all different kinds together and stop all wars, make people forget about their troubles...it would be remembered forever

and get laid
#11
Whatever the f*ck I want.
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#12
Id raise myself from the dead. This is stupid
its 1:56 am and i just ate 6 chocolate chip cookies in not even near as many minutes
#14
Give the money away, heal all who need to be, unite the world, die humbled and dignified.
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#15
jessica alba....drop all the money on africa...in pennies....then at 2 seconds 'till my demise, i would summon the ultimate guitar...with pickups/ shape/ neck/ inlays/ ect. that only god can create and man cannot comprehend, with a tube amp the size of our galaxy, and play the "jesus" chord...a chord that cannot be comprehended by mortal men, it would make all existence as we know it...gone...then in the blank space of nothingness...i'd jam with jimi hendrix, Travis Stever, Slash, Claudio Sanchez, Andy Mckee...and whoever else i felt like for the rest of eternity
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#16
use my jesus powers to not die?
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#17
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Give the money away, heal all who need to be, unite the world, die humbled and dignified.

Pretty much.
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#18
Bring the whole world down with me.....
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#19
Jesus cant die silly.
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#20
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Give the money away, heal all who need to be, unite the world, die humbled and dignified.

noble of you, but you should have more fun also. like grow penises out of your finger and bang 11 girls at the same time. that would be soooooooo sick.
#22
Every time I've got one day remaining, I'd play the Song of Time.
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#23
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use my jesus powers to not die?



You know, technically this threads stupid, cause if you're Jesus you'll just keep resurrecting every 3 days.
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Every time I've got one day remaining, I'd play the Song of Time.


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#26
resurrect my erection. hell yeah man.

then i would claim to be the anti-christ and get a bunch of freaky satanist chicks, and well, this where the mega-boner comes in handy.

this...
originally posted by Bubban:
Buy insane amounts of cocaine and make coke-castles.


and...
originally posted by OThugSd:
Get laid. A LOT.

and jam with Ben Weinman... with my Jesus powers I would beat him in a shred off (yeah I know he's not a shred kinda guy at all, but he's one of my favorite guitarists).


that^.

(satanist chicks don't count)
#27

Originally Posted by GibsonRocker14
Jesus cant die silly.

Originally Posted By chimairapwns:

jesus did die silly.


only for 3 days!
#29
I'd go to a rave, trip on E, forgot to follow the days, and die while dancing.
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#30
I would buy the missile base, and make the world slaves to the Pit Monkeys


then i would pwn Vincnet745 for eternity by creating a special hell for him containg millions of youtube video players playing one video


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#31
resurrect..
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#32
I would fight the strongest man in the world and give him "The Holy Punch" and cure people with any diseases. and bring back lost ones.
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#33
Well with the money i would find a cure,come back to life after the week is done then go on a rampage ultimately distroying the earth........be glad i don't have jesus powers
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#34
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Every time I've got one day remaining, I'd play the Song of Time.

Ftfw.
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#36
heal myself using my jesus powers.
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#37
Bring the entire world down with me as painfully as possible so I'm not alone but everyone still thinks I'm a huge prick. But before I do that get laid like as much as possible
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#38
sex
where ever
when ever
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#39
Save the cheerleader, save the world.

Pretty much.
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