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Alright, this happened yesterday, but i saw something that reminded of the teacher so i remebered what happened and im posting about this


In my 4th and last period, my friend was playing my acoustic.(I had brought my acosutic because my 4th is physics, and we generally dont do a lot of hard work, so i figuerd "im not gonna have alot to do, so ill jam")

so my friend was playng my acoustic and the sub had a bicth fit and took it away. so i wnet up as shes taking it and said "hey you cant take away my guiatr" and shes like "for the rest of the period i can!"

now normally im very respectful to subs and teacehrs, but its my f u cking guitar man! a 700$ Ibanez acoustic electric that i ****ing love! you dont take away a guitarists guitar

Frustrated, i go back to my seat, and this urge comes to me

I snap my feet to attention, straighten my back, raise my head, give the "salute" and shout "SIEG HEIL!" at the top of my lungs

and all of my friends start cracking up

idk how she didnt hear me (or if she did, why she ignored me)
afterwards...
she threatens to keep the class in afetr school. so i prepared my self for my 1st walkout. she took away my guitar so i lost all respect for that nazi bitch, so i promised myself if she kept us i would walk out. since im one of the "smart kids" inm teh class, im pretty sure most of teh calss would follow my example

unfortuantly, my time never comes cause the bitch was bluffing. i got my guitar without asking or looking at her, but she gave me this look

anywasy, just thought id share this expericenc with a bad sub

anyone else have good stories?
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#2
i laughed out loud when i read that "ZIEG HEIL" bit, just the image of someone doing that

EDIT: not a sub, but this teacher called Julian at my college ALWAYS wears the same clothes day in day out, and has really hairy hands and kind of reminds me of a peadofile...so we made him play this "game" where you have to run a coin down your face without taking it off...the coin was covered in ink

he didnt realise, but that was our last lesson with him so never got to find out if he washed or not
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#4
one time a kid was blasting music and the teach blamed me and took my cd player away....but why would you bring your guitar to school to play it there? that makes no sense
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#7
I would've probably done the same in the situation. My teacher took my guitar world magazine, in spanish class, she didn't give it back for a week before realizing who it belonged to. Oh well. I hate the teachers that think their 'all powerful'. Luckily, I dont have many or haven't had many like that.
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#8
you should have done your work?
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#9
Wow, you're so cool, you shouted Sieg Heil!

Talk about being a stupid smartass teenager
#10
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one time a kid was blasting music and the teach blamed me and took my cd player away....but why would you bring your guitar to school to play it there? that makes no sense

cause that class is easy and i always do my work and finish early so i have time to kill,

and what do you suggest i do? sleep? when i could do somthing constructive

i would understand if she told my friend to put it away, but she just took it

QUOTE=Inhale.Breathe]You sound like an asshole, you deserve to have it taken away.
im sorry, i dont see hwat makes me an asshole
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since im one of the "smart kids" inm teh class, im pretty sure most of teh calss would follow my example



This is the most hilarious statement I have heard in quite a while

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#13
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you should have done your work?

i did!

me any my friends all finsihed and we had 50 mins to chil

(class is 1 hour and a half)
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so i prepared my self for my 1st walkout. she took away my guitar so i lost all respect for that nazi bitch, so i promised myself if she kept us i would walk out. since im one of the "smart kids" inm teh class, im pretty sure most of teh calss would follow my example
Really?
#15
Two things:

1) You know better than to just take that expensive equipment to school, unless you got a guitar class. $700? god damn, I hope you had a good case with a lock.

2)You shouldn't have been "jamming" in physics class anyway! That sub was just doing her job.
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#16
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isn't it "Sieg Heil"?

isnt that what i wrote?
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#17
She did her job and get over it. Its ONE class period. And you shouldn't have it there in the first place, she has every right to do it.

You are embarassing
#18
Dude, it doesn't matter how early you get done. Playing guitar distracts the people that are trying to work...


I thought you were a smart kid...
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Really?

really what?
are asking if i really am one of the smart kids? (true)

or that ive never walked out of class before? (never had, never really wanted to)
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#20
Thats just dumb. You would have gotten it back at the end of class.
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#21
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Two things:

1) You know better than to just take that expensive equipment to school, unless you got a guitar class. $700? god damn, I hope you had a good case with a lock.

2)You shouldn't have been "jamming" in physics class anyway! That sub was just doing her job.



ill answer your questions in order


1: yes i have a case with a lock. that guitar never left my sight the whole day

2: she could have asked to put the guitar away. but you know, we were done with everything, waht elses was tehre to do?
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#22
you know how much crap teachers/subs get? they have enough to worry about without nazi smart alecks playing guitar and saluting the furher in thier class.
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#23
you are one of the smart kids in class and you make that many spelling errors? damn your school must suck.
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#24
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ill answer your questions in order


1: yes i have a case with a lock. that guitar never left my sight the whole day

2: she could have asked to put the guitar away. but you know, we were done with everything, waht elses was tehre to do?

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#25
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Dude, it doesn't matter how early you get done. Playing guitar distracts the people that are trying to work...


I thought you were a smart kid...


4th period is like a socialist class

every ones friendly and understanding of each other, we all share answers and we never bother anybody else, and we are never bothered by anybody else.

over half of the class was done, and teh otehr half would finsih once teh ygot someone elses papers. nobody complained abou the guitar playing, we were huddled up in a corner and evry little group has their own spot to work in teh class.
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you are one of the smart kids in class and you make that many spelling errors? damn your school must suck.


it's the internet
nobodys grading this, everyone can undersatnd it
most people speell like this online, not on paper


waht else do you want?
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#27
once that happend to me but i took it back before the class ended and then she got all butthurt and stuff and threatened to call the higher ups, but the bell rang and i took off running and yelling out "what a Bit*h" yeah it was awesome
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#28
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You sound like an asshole, you deserve to have it taken away.

? where does that come from?

anyway, no, but before i read the whole story i thought you didnt have your guitar for the weekend, i would have told you to burn the b itches house down....
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#29
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it's the internet
nobodys grading this, everyone can undersatnd it
most people speell like this online, not on paper


waht else do you want?



I don't spell like that on the internet. And I bet 80% of the people who post on this site don't spell like that either.
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#30
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you know how much crap teachers/subs get? they have enough to worry about without nazi smart alecks playing guitar and saluting the furher in thier class.

well i was calling her nazi indirectly

and it obviously didnt botehr anyone else

on teh contrary, my friend playing my guiatr was receiving song requests! (hey tehre dellilah and some subnlime songs)

and when the sub took it away, everyone sympathized with me, asking me me if i was gonna get it back
this one baller kid i dont really talkt o much told me hed help me get it back if she didnt give it to me
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I don't spell like that on the internet. And I bet 80% of the people who post on this site don't spell like that either.

but you understood me

tehrefore, there is no need to fix my spelling, as it would only be cosmetic change
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#32
so did u get back ur guitar???

if u did... what's the point? aren't u happy now?
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but you understood me

tehrefore, there is no need to fix my spelling, as it would only be cosmetic change



But if you are going to take the time to type out all the letters but have them in a different order wouldn't it make sense to go ahead and put them in the right order since you are already typing all of them anyways. If you were abbreviating that would be one thing but most of your words contain the same number of letters and sometimes more. So why not spell them all correctly?
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#34
No offense buddy, but I'm sick of this "I'm entitled!" behaviour that kids have nowadays.

It's school, you're not supposed to be sitting at the back of class playing guitar. She shouldn't have had to explain it to you. Plus you said you could do something constructive, there are other things that you can do during that time period apart from play guitar. Other things, mind you, that are neither loud nor will get you in trouble.

You're not entitled to play guitar in the middle of class- work or no work. And what happened to respecting authority? A million dollars says she would have given it back to you if you had said "could I just put it up, we won't play it for the rest of the period" instead of "you can't take away my guitar!!!".

If I were her I would have taken it away, probably would have snapped the strings too cause you were being such a jerk
#35
1. I didn't say you were calling her a nazi, i called you a nazi
2. You were disrupting class by distracting students from their Physics work, therefore hindering the sub/teacher from doing their job, therefore reflecting badly upon the sub/teacher's work.
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Well....the KKK took my baby away so consider yourself lucky
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+1000000000 to cashew and blu flames' posts.
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#38
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so did u get back ur guitar???

if u did... what's the point? aren't u happy now?

well...yes...


but the whole point of the thread was for others to talk about THEIR expericences with subs!

not question what i did!
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1. I didn't say you were calling her a nazi, i called you a nazi
2. You were disrupting class by distracting students from their Physics work, therefore hindering the sub/teacher from doing their job, therefore reflecting badly upon the sub/teacher's work.



...HALF THE CLASS WAS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nobody who was working heard us play guitar

those people who werent done were listening to their ipods and PSP's!


who was there left to distract?
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#40
I get where your coming from I take my guitar to school everyday seeing how, the most work we do is watch movies or copy vocab off of people. I wouldn't goto school if I couldnt bring my guitar. i play it 3 of my 5 hours there and jam with people in my class ive never had anyone say stop playing I'm trying to do my work because I play softly and we don't work. But if a teacher tried to take my guitar away I'd tell her I'll stop playing, but I need it back, or if that didnt work I'd grab it and go home. luckily that hasn't happened yet because all the teachers understand that we don't do **** all day and that I'm going to play or leave.
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