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#1
In this competition you have to write parody lyrics to songs. The winner gets a really good fake mystery prize. I'll set up another thread for the final if this is successul. I didn't put this in the songwriting thread because there would be mone serious songwriters there. GOOD LUCK!

EDIT: don't forget to tell what song its a parody of
Last edited by peterom11 at Nov 10, 2007,
#4
ok, so when does this competition take place?
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#6
Quote by Fusanti_RHCP
u mean like weird al parodies?


UGers-With-Dead-Baby-Jokes-In-Their-Sigs UNITE!
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#7
It starts now. Yeah like Weird Als. If its successful I'll start another woting thread with the best ones.
#8
Walkin' down the hall
Scratchin' my balls
My balls got caught in the elevator door
My grandmother screamed,
My balls turned green
And that's how the story goes!
YEEHAW
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#9
oh I see..well songwriting forum may be a better choice because people are more passionate there about that..not necessarily more serious.
#11
This is my song "Sodomy On A Frozen Hill"

Sodomy On a Frozen Hill
Your hands and Knees are bleeding still
At least you didn't need to take the PILLLLLL!!!! (that part is screamed)
Sodomy On a Frozen Hill.

(chorus)
Sodomy Sodomy Sodomy Sodomy SCREAMM!!!
Sodomy Sodomy SCREAMMM!
SODOMYYYYYYYYY!

(repeat chorus to fade)

EDIT:
Oh, it's not really a parody of any particular song... Just Black/Death/Grind Metal etc. in general.
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#12
That was a parody of an original song by...me...

...that I just made up...
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#13
since all you guys seem to master bayte so much, i remembered what my friend told me where he wiped his remains to clean up afterwards...

thus, my song idea is to just change the chorus of "smoke on the water"


"CUM.....ON THE CURTAINS....."

DENT.....DENT....DERRR
DENT....DENT....DEN.NEER
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#14
Parody of "I'll go untill my heart stops" by 36 crazyfists.


BETWEEN THE MUDKIPS WE'LL FIND ROOM!

I like the way your 'kips turn, legendary
And i like the way the mods will, close this thread. x2

But it wont be long until Cas bands some dam noobs.
LOL WUT!
Its time to shoop da,
Woop!

Thats cool, a Mudkip!


Thats all i got so far.
#17
to the tune of What I Got by Sublime..

Early in the night goin' up to bed
Thinkin' about her givin' me some head.
Got to find a reason a reason it's not long
Got to find a reason why I play with my dong
She hasn't really blown me, but I can still just lie
I can bull**** those guys like I'm in a mother****in' trial

My dick is
too short so love the one you got cause it might get
runover or it might get caught... IN HER BRACES
I go up to my attic
Lubin' it up works best
Hand down my pants - you can guess the rest
Take a sperm sample
A tip from me-hee
take all of your sperm and give it up to an MD
A dick's what I got
It's within my reach
I do doublefist style and you I could teach
It all cums back on you you're gonna get what you deserve
Try and caress it you're bound to get served
Hot cum's what I got
Buy it if you want
You feel it when your mouth gets hot

If I don't try my hard-on goes away
I get angry at the spills, but that's okay
I don't get angry when your Mom sucks ****, licks
the asshole and then finishes in a sock
****in and suckin' it's all my game
Suckin' on Louie log - that's a way to go insane
And by the way man, we are sorry
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
#18
Quote by Slinov
Parody of "I'll go untill my heart stops" by 36 crazyfists.


BETWEEN THE MUDKIPS WE'LL FIND ROOM!

I like the way your 'kips turn, legendary
And i like the way the mods will, close this thread. x2

But it wont be long until Cas bands some dam noobs.
LOL WUT!
Its time to shoop da,
Woop!

Thats cool, a Mudkip!


Thats all i got so far.



#20
Oh when the pears
Oh when the pears
Oh when the pear go marching in

This thread will be closed,
And I will laugh

For being in the wrong forum
Quote by fukyu1980
LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#21
Symphony of Reproduction (in the tune of Megadeth's symphony of destruction)

You take a horny man
Give no birth control
Watch him jizz like a God
Watch the troops a'roll
and roll
and roll
and roll

thats a little preview
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#23
i love making up my own versions of songs, been doing it for years. anyway here's Seigfried and Roy (Seek and Destroy by Metallica)

They are taking the stage
in sin city tonight
They are looking for you
through the bright lights
They're an odd couple
up on stage
But it's nothing new
you know they're probably just gay

Running!
Far from the
Tigers!
They will be chewing
On your head!
Running!
Far from the
Tigers!
They will be chewing
On your head!

Showtime!
For Seigfried and Roy
Showtime!
For Seigfried and Roy (X2)

They don't play with apes
and that's for sure
Are they gay? we don't ask anymore
In a animal world
is where they live in
During one show
he got chewed to ribbons

Running!
Far from the
Tigers!
They will be chewing
on your head!
Running!
Far from the
Tigers!
They will be chewing
on your head!

Showtime!
For Seigfried and Roy! (X4)

Tigers on the stage
with a feeling to kill
'Twas a bad day
in the Vegas show world
Barely did Roy
ever survive
He tried running away
but he's the one they'd find

(chorus)
#24
LOL, these are pretty good. Here's my parody

Raping A Rabbit - Breaking The Habit by Linkin Park

Fantasies Consume
Of all the things I'd love to do.
They're coming back to mind again.
You all assume
That girls are all i do,
I guess you'll have to think again

I'm having lots of fun,
Especially when it chews,
But inside I realise
That i'm the one confused

[CHORUS]
I don't know what its fighting for
Or why sometimes It screams,
Maybe i go too far when i penetrate
I'm hurting it, it seems
I don't know how i got this way
I don't think I'm alright
Because i'm raping a rabbit
I'm raping a rabbit
Tonight

Clutching my dick
I tightly push it in
And it starts to scream again
It hurts much more
Than anytime before
I went too far again!

This is great fun
Whatever hole i choose
Soon people realise
That i'm sexually confused

[CHORUS]

Blood and Semen on the walls
The rabbit choked on my balls
It'll never breath again
And this is how it ends

[CHORUS]
#26
Hey there Ugers
What's it like inside the pit?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Ugers
Don't you worry about the big pear
Because those noobs will get reported
And they're accounts will all be banned
So hit report
Scream gun in a airport...

Oh it's what pedobear did to me
Oh it's what pedobear does to you
Oh it's what pedobear did to me
Oh it's what pedobear does to you
What he does to us

Hey there Ugers
Don't steal CC. Deville's avatar
I know it's such am impulse
But instead go sitdown and play guitar
Or he'll ban your ass
Extremely fast
He'll ban your ass

Hey there Ugers
This song is actually sucky
It's actually worse than teh mudkipz
You know it's true
It's worse than icy hot
"rub icy hot on your mom"
Wow that was random....

Oh it's what pedobear did to me
Oh it's what pedobear does to you
Oh it's what pedobear did to me
Oh it's what pedobear does to you
What he does to us


Oh, I fail.
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

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#27
^ U might fail in terms of making a parody but not in terms of making me laugh. lol
haha
#28
I wrote a parody rap for the presidential campaign, it's called A Greenhill Election and has the Greehill Zone theme from Sonic the Hedgehog as the backing.

It's on my profile, give it a listen!

A GREEHILL ELECTION

I'm back once again so listen up UG
Everybody out there bettter vote for me!
I'll be president, yeah you heard what I said
I look better IRL than I do in the pic thread
I'ma charging ma lazer
And rubbing Icy Hot
I heard you like mudkips
I like him a lot!

I registered here in 2003
If you joined up later then vote for me
I spend half my life reading useless ****
So put your hands up for The Pit
(Tits get you banned!)
Now listen up n00bs
I'M THE YAKMAN!

I've written a flame and I've clicked reply
I get warned a minute later and I start to cry:
"The mods are gay, exclamation mark, one,
We r posting spam and they ruin our fun"
Now I find myself in the FOTB
It says "only make a thread if you've been banned unfairly"
Luckily I've got an IQ of 13
So I create a thread titled "Casualty01 is mean"

Oh. My account's been deleted. Awww
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#29
On the twelfth day of Christmas UG gave to me
twelve religious nuts
eleven muddy dicks
ten corrupt mods
nine 1337 speakers
eight flamers spamming
seven biased reviews
six bad tabs
five good tabs
four new sex threads
three demotivational posters
two shoops from 4chan
and a n00blet fucking a tree
#30
Quote by Casium
^ U might fail in terms of making a parody but not in terms of making me laugh. lol
haha



thank you?
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

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#32
Continuing on the theme of my last post, here is another parody of the Br00tal metal scene:

"Anal Wart"

When
I
Sit
Down
It
Spits
Blood

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!


Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
YOUR FACE IS LIKE MY ANAL WART
YOUR FACE IS LIKE MY ANAL WART

Last
Night
I
Made
My
Sister
Touch it

Touch it

Touch it

Touch it

Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
Your face is like my anal wart
YOUR FACE IS LIKE MY ANAL WART
YOUR FACE IS LIKE MY ANAL WART
Touch it
Touch it
Touch it
TOUCH MY ANAL
(wart)
Touch it
Touch it
Touch it
TOUCH MY ANAL
(wart)
Touch it
Touch it
Touch it
TOUCH MY ANAL
TOUCH MY ANAL WART!!!!!
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Last edited by Metallica708 at Nov 16, 2007,
#34
Ok, sorry.



It's just a song written for fun, somewhat poking fun at brutal bands like Cannibal Corpse (Come on.. "I Cum Blood"??)
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#35
to the general tune of Vicarious by Tool

Bicuriously i...
watch all the girls and guys

(thats just a preview)

im not deliberately trying to offend anyone with this or anything...

my friend told me the other day that he was bicurious and it just inspired me to write this song parody before i even read this thread...

who knows maybe ill actually do the whole song...but probably not
#37
Quote by Deliriumbassist
^That in no way parodies BLACK metal, foo'

I thought the same thing. Ignorance. *shrugs*
#38
Quote by Casium
LOL, these are pretty good. Here's my parody

Raping A Rabbit - Breaking The Habit by Linkin Park

Fantasies Consume
Of all the things I'd love to do.
They're coming back to mind again.
You all assume
That girls are all i do,
I guess you'll have to think again

I'm having lots of fun,
Especially when it chews,
But inside I realise
That i'm the one confused

[CHORUS]
I don't know what its fighting for
Or why sometimes It screams,
Maybe i go too far when i penetrate
I'm hurting it, it seems
I don't know how i got this way
I don't think I'm alright
Because i'm raping a rabbit
I'm raping a rabbit
Tonight

Clutching my dick
I tightly push it in
And it starts to scream again
It hurts much more
Than anytime before
I went too far again!

This is great fun
Whatever hole i choose
Soon people realise
That i'm sexually confused

[CHORUS]

Blood and Semen on the walls
The rabbit choked on my balls
It'll never breath again
And this is how it ends

[CHORUS]


Lmaoooo <3
#39
Quote by Deliriumbassist
CC aren't black metal though


Fair enough.

But, if I were to listen to a black metal song followed by an extreme death metal song, I wouldn't be able to tell you which is which. Not that there aren't differences, but for my untrained 'untr00' metal ear wouldn't be able to decipher it.

I apologise for my above statement that my lyrics were parodying black metal.
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#40
I'm gonna try :[ haha

Lily Allen - LDN

Riding hard on top of a random stranger all day
Cos my boyfriend dumped my hiney
The door opens and in come his naked friends
I can't say no cos I don't wanna seem whiney

Everyone seems to want to stick in thier wood
But I've never tried it through the back door
A fella gets it right in, but when I'm just about to grin
I get a load on my face and my eye's sore

You might laugh you might frown
When they pull thier zips down

Cum is in my eye
Oh why, oh why couldn't they try to aim anywhere else?
Cum is in my eye
Oh why, oh why couldn't they try to aim anywhere else?

When they unzip thier flies
I should cover my eyes
Cos if I look twice
The result isn't niiiice


I can't be bothered to finish it haha.
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