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#1
If you had to pick a song to do the no pants dance to, what would it be?

For me, if the chick was the romantic type, i'd pick gravity by A Perfect Circle

if she was the dirty type, i'd pick "Feel Good Inc" by the gorillaz.
Why I Love Spanish Women

I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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#3
I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse


Someone had to.

EDIT: Hahaha beaten! And by someone with the same avatar.

Seriously now...I Giorni - Ludovico Eineudi
#5
"Use Me" by The Searchbars.

That or Coldplay - Amsterdam.
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#6
Obese Black Man Ftw!!!!
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#7
Anything by Barry White is the obvious answer...
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One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

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#11
The big fat nothing song from that advert.
Just so I can imagine those guys coming out of nowhere just as we are having sex.
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#15
Business Time - Flight of the Conchords

Describes my sex life to a tee bahaha.
Electrolytes Smell Like Semen...
#18
Hands down its definatly Master Of Puppets - Metallica.
Oh yeah, then you have to try and keep up with the beat....have some oil for them friction burns......
#21
better question

which songs get you laid

(new thread)
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#22
Santana - Europa
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#24
lol, with my partner it was Nothing else matters again, I found out it was her favourite song so learnt to play it, lol, worked a treat
#25
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I Ran (So Far Away) - A Flock Of Seagulls would get you laid.


or give the chick ideas
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#26
lets get physical - olivia newton john
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#27
Let's Get it On - Marvin Gaye

The Decline - NOFX

Agony In Her Body - Sage Francis
-"Sunny Jane" '04 MIM Sunburst Fender Tele. DD HB102(n)
-"Sapphire" Indie Tribal Extreme
-"Joy" Vintage 1100N Acoustic
-"Booty" Black Squier Jazz Bass
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Mark Bass Little Mk II
1x15 bass cab
#28
Quote by triple_X_maniac
better question

which songs get you laid

(new thread)

You can use the search bar for this one.
Quote by 6079 Smith W
One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#29
[quote="'[A"]cetate']lets get physical - olivia newton john


You win my friend.
Hey Meg.
Proud of you.
#30
Erotomania - Dream Theater
The Leper Affinity - Opeth
Anything by The Bloodhound Gang, Tenacious D and oddly enough, Evanescence
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#31
F*ck Her Gently by Tenacious D or Barry White. NOT Barry Scott that would be disturbing.
#32
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Jeff Buckley.
Even better if you imagine you're fucking Jeff Buckley.


derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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#33
stockholm syndrome- muse
inertiatic esp- the mars volta
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#34
Any NIN...almost any anyways

Or most mainstream rap...thats the only thing i find it good for
#35
**** her Gently by Tenacious D. Or if you have the stamina Through the Fire and Flames.

I-I

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#36
Fuck your God - Deicide
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This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#38
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#39
Rammstein - Buck Dich

Rammstein - Rein Raus

Rammstein - Moskau...

Actually all rammstein songs are about some form of Sex... and it has a good beat...
#40
Nine Inch Nails - Closer.
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