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#1
whats the stupidest reason a girl wouldnt go out with you?
For me..it's because I dont have black hair.
#3
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blatantly just an excuse


Yeah, there are no reasons, just excuses.
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#5
Because she's washing her hair. Every night. Until Graduation.

Quote by Z_cup_boy
whats the stupidest reason a girl wouldnt go out with you?
For me..it's because I dont have black hair.

Aren't you female?
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#8
Quote by Z_cup_boy
whats the stupidest reason a girl wouldnt go out with you?
For me..it's because I dont have black hair.

What about the fact you're a girl? I would've thought that would be quite a turn off for most girls.
#10
cuz i haev teh tiny p3n0r.
Last edited by evanm31 at Jan 22, 2008,
#11
Because she just turned 6, what the hell?

What's 10 years anyway?
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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


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#12
Because she worried we would break up in 3 years.

I mean what the hell...
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#13
Because I can't play 50 Cent on guitar...


I mean what the f*ck!
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#14
i dont really have stupid reason why they wouldnt go out with me, but i have a stupid reason someone broke up with me, the ol' "im more comfortable as friends" excuse
#15
This thread was done before.
Anyway, all of the reasons listed until now are just silly excuses.
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#16
Because of the distance. She lives half an hour away over the motorway and doesnt think i will ****ing go and see her!
#17
Because I didn't ask her.


It's a fair excuse I suppose.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#18
Quote by Z_cup_boy
whats the stupidest reason a girl wouldnt go out with you?
For me..it's because I dont have black hair.


Maybe it's because you're a girl and they're not lesbians.

/hasn't read thread.
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#19
Because because because because because,
because of the wonderful things he does!


EDIT:
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because i got stuck in the damn "friend-zone"

Yeah, story of my life.
See with the edit function, I can quote someone in the future! *brain explodes*
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#20
I'm gonna assume TS' story involved a boy, actually (even though I'm not one to keep my imagination from running wild in situations like this )
#22
Quote by Gunpowder
Because she's washing her hair. Every night. Until Graduation.


Aren't you female?

yeah
i like girls
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I'm gonna assume TS' story involved a boy, actually (even though I'm not one to keep my imagination from running wild in situations like this )

I'll say this once more...
I like girls
#23
because i played a song that reminded her of San Diego and she didn't want to be with someone who will make her sad all the time
#24
She just wanted to be friends. Were not even friends anymore.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#25
Because I cheated on her sister.

I mean, come on!
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#26
Because "We've known each other too long and I think of you as a friend."
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#27
Quote by Z_cup_boy
yeah
i like girls

I'll say this once more...
I like girls


So...you're bi? I swear i've seen you discussing about boys to...
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#28
Quote by Z_cup_boy
yeah
i like girls

I'll say this once more...
I like girls

*faps*
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#29
Well, I have already dissed the TS in one post so now I will be constructive in another:

I have never had any stupid reasons someone wouldn't go out with me because i hate taking risks so only ever ask if I know they will say yes. Sure, I don't get much action but at least I haven't been rejected! SCORE ONE FOR TWISTED LOGIC!
#30
Quote by Z_cup_boy
yeah
i like girls

I'll say this once more...
I like girls

I think I speak for the entire Pit when I say...

BOIIING!
#31
Quote by Renka
I think I speak for the entire Pit when I say...

BOIIING!

haha
well...she said she was bisexual but i dont know if i believe her anymore
as for myself
ITS ALL WOMANZ BIIIIITCHEZ!!!
#32
Quote by Renka
I think I speak for the entire Pit when I say...

BOIIING!

Yes, yes you did. Good job.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#33
Because I punched her mother in the face.
Twice.
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#34
I wonder how many guys are jacking off to this thread now.

Actually i don't want to wonder....
#35
because she has a boyfriend.. a black one.. ( but we had 3 sleepovers in my bed )
im still kinda sad she was really pretty.
#36
Quote by Z_cup_boy
yeah
i like girls

I'll say this once more...
I like girls


+500 profile views.

The dumbest reason a girl ever gave me was "she didn't want a boyfriend at the time." Bull****. She then said we'd definitely still be friends and hang out and such, but she then ignored every attempt of mine to make contact with her. Damn scene girls.
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#37
Quote by Kensai
Because I cheated on her with my sister.

I mean, come on!

Kensai, incest is not funny.
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#40
Quote by Renka
I think I speak for the entire Pit when I say...

BOIIING!


more like "flop...squish*

I can't think of a stupid excuse, usually they're pretty valid and I'm just going out on a limb...just incase they're interested.

But this one time I asked this girl out (I had kind of been hinting at it, urging it on for awhile) and she said yes (to my surprise) and I was like are you sure? and she's like no lemme thinking about it.

Needless to say ...