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#1
Hey pit, time for another retarded female thread...

Me and my longtime gf of a year just broke up...the bitch was cheating on me. I'm all upset and whatnot, and I need a pick-me-up. Even jamming with my friends doesn't help...suggestions?
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at least you're not Vincent745

edit: what the fuck is "getting toasted"?
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#4
Go eat a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.
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edit: what the fuck is "getting toasted"?

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Get toasted. Nicely toasted.



That made me laugh lol.

Dont worry dude, there are plenty more. Not like we are running short of women eh?
#8
Pick-me-up? You're not this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s5_XyIvPcc
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what the fuck is "getting toasted"?



It means buying an industrial size Toaster and cooking yourself inbetween two pieces of bread. Then you shall be toasted
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edit: what the fuck is "getting toasted"?


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Go eat a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.

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EDIT: OH Pick-me -up. my bad =D

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EMG 60/81 <3


I did that after I broke up with a girlfriend once, don't recommend it. Find a new girl and have some fun I say.
#17
I've heard that DiMarzio make good pick-me-ups. Seymour Duncan is an alternative, i suppose.

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EDIT: OH Pick-me -up. my bad =D

Listen to Welcome the the Jungle =]


haha you got there first
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#19
watch a sad video and tell yourself that the guy in the film has it worse than you.

either that or go and laugh at the kid who couldnt get a girlfreind...
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what the fuck is "getting toasted"?


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make sure they're fo' free



and maybe a coke to drink or somethin
#21
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Pick-me-up? You're not this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s5_XyIvPcc

haha that kid deserves hes a nut

was just like "****....oh..."
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#23
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at least you're not Vincent745

edit: what the fuck is "getting toasted"?

How do you stop the censoring on **** like there^ ??
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and maybe a coke to drink or somethin

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either that or go and laugh at the kid who couldnt get a girlfreind...


That always works
#27
Did you break up with her? If so, you could always ask to get her back. And if you don't want to or that doesn't work, then maybe you should go out and party. When I had a bunch of **** on my mind yesterday, the best thing to do was to go out and party.
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Go eat a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.


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#29
You'll find someone else someday. Someone better. Just keep making music, that always makes things better for me.

How come everyone's answer to these threads is get laid or high?
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#32
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You'll find someone else someday. Someone better. Just keep making music, that always makes things better for me.

How come everyone's answer to these threads is get laid or high?


Because that usually works. More so than any "muzik iz ur fwend!" cliche.
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hahah that guy is nuts =P

also, to TS watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs for some reason it makes me happy...even though its sad
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#39
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Go eat a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.



i went to the mall, to get some pants for my niggas...i didnt have any money, i was gonna steal em




dude, just rock out with some beautiful songs (OCEAN BY JOHN BUTLER!!)

do it..


now
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