#1
At school Friday, we had a minute of silence (remembrance day), I farted pretty loud, and laughed. Am I a bad person?
#3
Only if you laughed loudly.
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#4
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Only if you laughed loudly.


Yea, it was pretty loud. Like, the fart was all high pitched, then got all bubbly. It had to be laughed at.
#5
Only if you had a convo like this
* farts* *s******s*

HEY LARRY...LARRY!!!
"Yeah dude?
I JUST FARTED, IN THE ONE MINUTE SILENCE!!!?
Oh AWESOME dude!!
YEAH, IT REALLY STINKS, IT STINKS WORSE THAN THE TRENCHES!!!
Oh yeah, good one dude, i see what you did there!!


EDIT: It censors the word snigg-ers!!! I mean its obvious why, but pfft.
#6
lol. Did everyone else laugh?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#10
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lol. Did everyone else laugh?


The chick next to me just pretended like nothing happened, but my friends laughed. I kind of ruined the moment...
#11
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The chick next to me just pretended like nothing happened, but my friends laughed. I kind of ruined the moment...

I just wanna say you are awesome.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#13
awesome XD

i wish i could do that, i dont have the balls.....YET !! hehehe
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#14
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Only if you had a convo like this
* farts* *s******s*

HEY LARRY...LARRY!!!
"Yeah dude?
I JUST FARTED, IN THE ONE MINUTE SILENCE!!!?
Oh AWESOME dude!!
YEAH, IT REALLY STINKS, IT STINKS WORSE THAN THE TRENCHES!!!
Oh yeah, good one dude, i see what you did there!!


EDIT: It censors the word snigg-ers!!! I mean its obvious why, but pfft.

I was on a forum that turned "Klondike" (as in Klondike bar) into "Klon****" =\ . . .
#15
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Your going to hell.

But your going laughing.

You're.

And no. Bodily functions are funny.
#21
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Yes, you are a bad person.

Hold it in until the minute is over!!!!


I could have held it in and tried to fart along with that trumpet song they play, so know one would notice.
#22
we must not fart except when it is funny, or when no one is around.

Your awesome.
#23
Awesome!
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#24
I saw a license plate that said WTF. I took a picsha'. It's on my laptop though.
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#27
I believe the proper punishment would be Icy-Hot down the front of your pants, followed by a Barrel-Roll out of a second story window.
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#28
I got caught by the Giggle Loop (reference, anyone?) in remembrance silence. I nealry caved, managed to keep it under control though.
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#29
hahaha looser

not really, You have balls!
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