#1
I want to know who you think makes the best love to thier guitar. Be it santana or hendrix, or whomever you think. specifically what Im looking for are players who might not be as well known but their music you would find in a cheesy porn. or 90's baywatch type stuff you know what im talking about. anyway... tell me what you think.

I know your going to be tempted to post songs like tender surrender, or too many humans, but please try to post songs that arent as widely known.


and yes im aware of how fruity this thread is.
Maiden.
#2
Wait...is this a rule 34 request?
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#4
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
Wait...is this a rule 34 request?



LOL I thought the same thing!!


But I would say David Gilmoure. If I didn't actually see him play, I would swear he f*cked that thing up the input jack.
#5
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
Wait...is this a rule 34 request?


thought the same... .... but... why?
#6
Quote by SeveralSpecies
LOL I thought the same thing!!


But I would say David Gilmoure. If I didn't actually see him play, I would swear he f*cked that thing up the input jack.



ahahahahah yeah, david does seem unusually close to his strats...
Maiden.
#8
steve vai - tender surrender
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#9
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
Wait...is this a rule 34 request?


theres already a site, i wont post it, because I dont want a banning.

Anyone who reads xkcd would know what I'm talking about
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#10
lol good thread!!!

purple rain - Prince
I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
Give a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"
#12
David Gilmore.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#13
Quote by Vitamin_A
theres already a site, i wont post it, because I dont want a banning.

Anyone who reads xkcd would know what I'm talking about

The website about permeable riffs?
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One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#14
Quote by Vitamin_A
theres already a site, i wont post it, because I dont want a banning.

Anyone who reads xkcd would know what I'm talking about



Don't bring that up here young man
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#15
Quote by Vitamin_A
theres already a site, i wont post it, because I dont want a banning.

Anyone who reads xkcd would know what I'm talking about


I am unfamiliar with xkcd, so im not sure what rule 34 is or whatever you guys are talking about.

I just like really sexy solos.
Maiden.
#17
its me.

all my guitars love my slippery beef injection, sometimes i lie on my bed with a hard on and just cover myself in guitars and let them do the rest.

unfortunately last time the rubber broke and now my tanglewood beats me and eats pickles and ice cream and is sick in the morning and im really scared.
Acoustic Percussion Guitar Player
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#18
on the queens of the stone age dvd it looks like josh homme is sexing up his guitar alot. if thats what were talking about
ehh
#19
I found a live video of Steve Vai doing "Bad Horsie" live, and he literally starts banging his guitar. Steve Vai has better sex with inanimate objects than I do with people.