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#1
ok i like this girl, and shes amazing. shes in a band, and sings and plays guitar, and we share a lot of similar values, beliefs. we don't ever really hang out, cause we go to differnet schools, and shes always busy. but i go to her shows whenever i can, and i try to see her as much as possible. i don't think she likes me, but i ****ing love this girl. and when i try to get over her, i just end up thinking about her more. it is kind of a lose lose situation.

i;m pretty sure she already knows i like her, but idk for sure, but what should i do? like, shes pretty, and i'm pretty much a ****ing ogre, or at least in comparison. so i don't really have that going for me, which theni fee like i need to be twice as good, because i have to make up for my horendus ugliness. man, i know i'm desperate when i'm looking to the pit for answers, but i don;t know what the **** to do. my friends and her friends are always like, oh don't give up on her, and **** like that, but yeah nothings doing. it's hard, i often find myself feeling **** over her.

when i talk to her, i feel happier than ever, but when i don't talk to her, i feel alone, and sick inside.

its kinda like i'm trapped in a potato famined ireland, and i want to get to america, but i don't have a visa, or a boat or anything, but i'm determined to get to america and eat the good food that is across the sea. i'm really bummed, so if you have any suggestions i will read them ,and probably take some, if not all of them to heart.


in all seriousness, i like hearing what people have to say, whether its "i'm a faggot and i just need to get over it, or what have you, but yeah.... any help would be greatly appreciated.
#2
Well, I feel for you, but what was with comparing your run of the mill girl problem to the potato famine?

You should ask her to hang out...you know, start small and feel it out.
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#4
If you're in a band, write a song and be like, my band doesn't like it and give it to her for her use...or just kidnap her and lead a not so fulfilling life in Mexico.
#5
Kill yourself. Don't taint her bloodline with your hideous genes.
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#6
I had a similar issue... until I got out of high school, sorry i cant be more help, brah.
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#7
uh... wow, umm... well maybe just... i don't know...as her out... try to be her friend... u know talk to her.
#8
yeah, its hard ya know, cause shes in like 50 million ****ing clubs at her school, and she is always busy weekends with her band, which is cool but like, it sucks for me. like i tried to hang out with her, but shes like, i'm busy every weekend until march, which is true, but its like ****, thats a while away.


as for the potato famine, i thought it was an alright analygy, but someone what funny at the same time.
#9
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#12
If you're coming to the internet for advice, you've already failed.
#13
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ask her out... but in a creative way... write her a song or a poem... or something like that... just be real sweet about it.. thats the only way anythings going to happen is if you make a move

that could work. poems are powerful. i know a kid who broke up with his girl by writing her a poem.
#14
Ive been through that, not to the letter but something similar, I wasnt brave enough to say what was on my mind and now, a year and a half later and i barely know her anymore. Its a hard choice, I'd try to be friends atleast first then see how much she enjoys spending time with you and go from there.
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#15
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ok i like this girl, and shes amazing. shes in a band, and sings and plays guitar, and we share a lot of similar values, beliefs. we don't ever really hang out, cause we go to differnet schools, and shes always busy. but i go to her shows whenever i can, and i try to see her as much as possible. i don't think she likes me, but i ****ing love this girl. and when i try to get over her, i just end up thinking about her more. it is kind of a lose lose situation.

i;m pretty sure she already knows i like her...



Glad I could help.
#16
do. not. write. a poem/ song/ sonnet.

Seriously, bro, if you're as ugly as you say you are, you're not going to have any chance with this girl unless you start hanging out with her first.
#17
Do0d your such a faggot newb!
lol jk. I didn't read all of it cause, well I'm lazy, but I think when you're around her be confidant and don't think of yourself as an "ogre". If you guys like the same things it should be easy to talk to her. So just keep on hangin out with her when you can. Maybe try and get her into your band or vice versa.
But on the other hand if you want to move on the easiest way to do it is to go to less of her shows, meet other girls, and to just try not to think about her.
Other than that I duno how to help ya.
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#18
hahaah indeed i have already failed hardcore, but what am i to do? plus i'm quite ****ing bored as well. but man, she can't escape my mind, no matter how hard I try, shes just dancing like a unicorn stuck in a magical stable in my head or some ****.

i've tried writing her songs, but they all blow ass, and even if i got a good one, i wouldn't be able to sing it, because i'm aweful at singing.
#19
Just be yourself is sage advice, well not entirely...if you're a likeable guy then just be indiferent, allot of girls, whether or not they admit it are into guys that don't really care either way. what I'm trying to say is be yourself but don't come on too strong, or at all maybe...sometimes the best way to get what you want is to not even try, that's how I got my girlfriend (and I wasn't even meaning to) if it's going to happen then it's going to happen, trying to make it happen usualy doesn't work. But this doesn't work in all situations.
#20
listen to Elysia... Fizzuck her to death
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#22
wtf?! lol i was like "ok..mmhmm..a girl...wtf come to america and eat the good food?" lol. you confused me..do you even know if she's single? if she's gorgeous and is in a band, likely i'd say she's not single. just saying. but good luck.
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#23
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shes just dancing like a unicorn stuck in a magical stable in my head or some ****.

maybe you should stop tripping on acid.
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#25
Just walk up to her and say
"look what i can do!"
then Do A Barrel Roll!
and she'll be amazed
and sex you where you stand!
#28
Quote by cheesehuh99
hahaah indeed i have already failed hardcore, but what am i to do? plus i'm quite ****ing bored as well. but man, she can't escape my mind, no matter how hard I try, shes just dancing like a unicorn stuck in a magical stable in my head or some ****.

i've tried writing her songs, but they all blow ass, and even if i got a good one, i wouldn't be able to sing it, because i'm aweful at singing.

be br00t4l then and pull a johnny cash and speak your lyrics
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#29
ok i'm not really an ogre, www.myspace.com/buttactionjackson you can look at my pictures, and decide if i;'m ugly, theres a picture of her too, and some pretty funny pictures as well, (such as me skateboarding in a cow suit, and other ****) but yeah shes in the last two pictures
#30
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#31
your problem is that you have no confidence. you dont have to be the ****, if you act like you the **** then you ARE the ****.
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#34
wait...if shes in a band...

and plays GUITAR...

and is AWESOME at it


is there a chance she might be on UG?
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#36
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wait...if shes in a band...

and plays GUITAR...

and is AWESOME at it


is there a chance she might be on UG?

and he posted his myspace.....omg....EPIC HILARITY!!!
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#37
yeah, idk i have like about a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000 percent chance with her,

but yeah shes, single. shes a year younger than me. and shes ****ing amazing at singing. i'm like jealous, except im in a metal band, and that **** doesn't really fly well. (only because my singer sounds like a monkey ****ing a football) but yeah shes pretty much everything i could ever want in another human being.

like seriously if she was a guy, i would go gay for her. well maybe not. but i really really like her.
#38
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naw dude im serious

plus there ARE girls on UG

either that, or those are fake pics
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#39
Quote by cheesehuh99

its kinda like i'm trapped in a potato famined ireland, and i want to get to america, but i don't have a visa, or a boat or anything, but i'm determined to get to america and eat the good food that is across the sea.


Too bad that when the Irish went to America they were treated like **** and often worked to death.

Lose-Lose for you even if you do manage to come over.

So that means if it works out for you, something bad will happen.

Like she might treat you like **** and work you to death.
#40
yeah theres some chicks on UG. although i've never seen any that are worthy of mention, but i guess theres not too many guys that look like Chuck Norris wearing a Jesus costume for halloween.
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