#1
http://www.yahoo.com/s/732904

Religious controversy? American controversy? Fat people genocide?

You decide.
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#2
this is a tough one to call. I don't want to encourage obesity per se...but santa just needs to be fat i think! hahaha.
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#3
well it would make more sense with him fitting down chimneys and what not if he was skinny.
#4
Fudge I was gonna start a thread on this :p. I say if Santa got thin that would be weird. Plus if he always drinks coca cola, it won't be possible. Think of all the cookies he eats on Christmas eve, too.
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#7
Well if we just tell kids there is no such thing as Santa we won't have to worry about him setting a bad example of being so old... and fat... to our kids.
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#8
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Well if we just tell kids there is no such thing as Santa we won't have to worry about him setting a bad example of being so old... and fat... to our kids.


HAHA qft. This reminds me of the Dumbledore skit on SNL. "He's not a real person!!!"
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Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


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I just look like some homo.