#1
So im in a thash/punk band similar to municipal waste. anyhow we wrote some music to our first song "Anal Goatz" so i came home and wrote the lyrics.

i came down to the farm today
because i had to get away
the thrash of city life was all too much

i walked across the barnyard grass
and knew i had to get some ass
the goats i saw were waiting for my touch

ANAL GOATS!
feel so good!
ANAL GOATS!
on my wood!
ANAL GOATS!
Every Night!
ANAL GOATS!
Damn they’re tight!

Out the farmhouse burst Farmer Lou
And wondered what the **** to do
The dear old man could not believe his eyes

he saw me lying with his goat
my manhood down the damn things throat
and all he said was “can i join you guys?”
ANAL GOATS!

feel so good!
ANAL GOATS!
on my wood!
ANAL GOATS!
Every Night!
ANAL GOATS!
Damn they’re tight!

Crit for crit!
Endorsed by Framus Amps


Quote by primusfan
you shoulda lynched that nigger.

*spits in spittoon and feels up his cousin*
#5
nice joke song
Quote by NGD1313
Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


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