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#1
Alright, so you're sitting there jacking off, and all of a sudden you hear a voice inside your head.


The voice claims that it is the voice of 'a superior being'.

The voice says: "The earth has become far too corrupt. I'm going to bring forth the apocalypse and wash mankind away, no trace of human exsistence will be left whatsoever."

So basically, the apocalypse is coming. Do you try to warn everyone about it? If so, how? If not, what would you do?

Personally, I'd build myself an apocalypse-proof shelter, made from popsicle sticks, elmer's glue and whatever else I could find.
#3
Blame it on whatever I smoked earlier and keep on fappity fap fapping and skeekity skeet skeet all over Fritz, my Cambodian-Armenian manservant.
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#5
haha! +1!
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#6
Why is the voice talking to someone who is jacking off, in like any religion isn't that called awful and corrupt?
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#7
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Why is the voice talking to someone who is jacking off, in like any religion isn't that called awful and corrupt?


It's a game, dude.
#8
And why is the voice talking to you? It shouldn't really matter, theres nothing you could do to stop it.
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#9
Sorry fo being such an ass I'm just really tired.
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#12
I'd warn everyone and since everyones days are limited there would be giant sex orgies everywhere
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#13
naw i dont think warning anyone will do any good

the people will be all like

"god spoke to you and told you the world will end? well what were you doing that was so special to merit god's attention?"


saying fap-fap-fap will only get you ridiculed
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naw i dont think warning anyone will do any good

the people will be all like

"god spoke to you and told you the world will end? well what were you doing that was so special to merit god's attention?"


saying fap-fap-fap will only get you ridiculed


That's why you don't say you were fapping.
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#16
Yeah it like "uhhhh, I was praying"
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#17
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That's why you don't say you were fapping.

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#19
Id build an arc


haha you're awesome. can i come?

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#20
useless warning people. if the jesus story was true, and he does come back, lets say tomorow, nobody will beleive it.
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Id build an arc


Ever read the book of revelation?

Yeah.. an ark isn't gonna do shit.
#23
Can we talk to the voice?
Is the apocalypse a sure thing, or are you asking if we believe?

I guess I'd just do whatever, no one would believe me, and if they did, what could we do?
If it was a sure thing and I wasn't crazy/ God wasn't joking, I'd spend all my money, get laid, drop out of school, etc.

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#24

Do you have a twin?


no. but ill bring some ladies. Party arc?
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#25
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Everread the book of revelation?

Yeah.. an ark isn't gonna do shit.


i beg to disagree

an ark might impress said superior being with its adorable uselessness and one might be spared
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no. but ill bring some ladies. Party arc?


You have a compelling argument....I do love the ladies.....ok its a deal

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i beg to disagree

an ark might impress said superior being with its adorable uselessness and one might be spared



Plus the arc is fireproof......but not waterproof
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#27
It wouldn't impress, it would just amuse.
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#28
I wouldn't tell anyone because no one would believe me and everyone would think I'm crazy.
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#29
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Id build an arc




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#30
well... the very first thing i would do is come to the pit and ask for some advice.
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keep on fappity fap fapping and skeekity skeet skeet


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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#34
I would have sex, im not dieing a virgin. 2nd i would play guitar.
Seems quite a good day actually
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#36
Well, firstly, why was the masturbation part relevant?

Secondly, which religion's god is this? I don't want to go around telling everyone that it's the second coming only to have Allah pissed off at me.

Thirdly, no-one would believe me anyway.

Last but not least, flooding is an impractical form of apocalypse. We have plenty of boats the world-over. So many people can save themselves.
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#37
First I would curse him for killing my boner, then I would warn everyone and console myself in whiskey.
#38
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I'd go around the streets shouting "THE END IS NEIGH!!!! REPENT SINNERS!!!!"


People would believe me because I'd be wearing togs.

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Why is the voice talking to someone who is jacking off, in like any religion isn't that called awful and corrupt?

Because he is the most full of sin.
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#39
well im not 18 yet so i would do everything illegal like get drunk and walk into aldult stores. id also get laid
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