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#1
My girlfriend is passed out drunk. I know what I want to do. Morally I know what I should do. I also know I should not ask the pit for advice, but.... advice please?
#2
if you know all that then yeah.....
Last edited by Nexium at Nov 11, 2007,
#4
Don't take advantage of her if that's what your thinking of doing.
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#5
Wow...I thought you would ask us about how to best take care of her, but no...you want to know if porking her in her sleep is acceptable.

I might sig this.
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#7
Wouldn't the act of asking this question of yourself, and complete stranger over the interweb, make you question your moral standing? And whether or not you even deserve to be involved in a relationship with this young woman?
#10
Take her home, stupid. Or if that's not an option, put her on a soft surface on her stomach.

And put a bucket next to her.
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#12
And I don't really think you're stupid, I'm sorry.
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#14
Take her home or something, put her in bed. Be a good person, don't do things you will regret. But make sure she doesn't throw up and choke on it..
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#16
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uhh....hospital???

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Don't take advantage of her if that's what your thinking of doing.

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Take her home or something, put her in bed. Be a good person, don't do things you will regret. But make sure she doesn't throw up and choke on it..

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Wouldn't the act of asking this question of yourself, and complete stranger over the interweb, make you question your moral standing? And whether or not you even deserve to be involved in a relationship with this young woman?


Morally sound advise and genuine concern for someones wellbeing? Who are you all and what have you done to the Pit?!
Last edited by NorseGodofRock at Nov 11, 2007,
#17
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My girlfriend is passed out drunk. I know what I want to do. Morally I know what I should do. I also know I should not ask the pit for advice, but.... advice please?

Good thing I don't quote people, this is VERY sig worthy...
I've had the same thoughts when mine did, but I held off and just had a wank.
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#20
Surely he wouldn't actually...I mean, I like to think he just posted this for a laugh.
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#21
She can hold her own. She drinks far more than I do or can. She showed up at my house like this, and just enticed me. My room mates are all now asleep and I'm bored.

She is fine and doesn't need a hospital. She's drunk, she doesn't have alcohol poisoning.
#22
get some baileys then put her hand in warm water so she pee's herself

but make sure that ****ing slut bad **** ***** is at her house

i mean dont wanna clean up after her
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#23
This feels appropriate:
Larry's evil conscience: **** her. **** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
#26
are you ****ing kidding me? this shouldn't even be a question. leave her be. leave her be.
You are not a slave...
#27
Dress her up as a boy and take pictures. It'll be hilarious
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#29
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Take her home or something, put her in bed. Be a good person, don't do things you will regret. But make sure she doesn't throw up and choke on it..

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#30
Aw, she's snoring now. It's killed the mood.

I'm going have to look at porn and hide in the bathroom now.
#31
Draw Dicks And **** on her face maybe that will teach her a lesson.
Last edited by Nexium at Nov 11, 2007,
#32
I was going to suggest a nice mo, one of the curly french ones...
Put a blind fold on, that'll freak her out when she wakes up. heh
#33
Quote by Maharg
Aw, she's snoring now. It's killed the mood.

I'm going have to look at porn and hide in the bathroom now.


At least take soem pics and put them up here so we can get an idea of what your passed out GF looks like. Then we can draw our advice in MS paint and show you what to do.
#34
um, so let me get this right:

1. your girlfriend is passed out
2. you are considering if you should bang her while she is like this
3. you are online, asking the pit what to do

does that about sum it up?

WTF ARE YOU DOING??? why are you on the internet trying to decide if you should take advantage of your drunk girlfriend?

go take care of her. stop being such an idiot. arent you at least a little worried about her condition?
#36
+ 1 cool point to Darkness.

Dude, call an ambulance? I mean seriously, you can't care for her much if you just asked the pit. Either that or you're a flaming idiot.
#37
Check if she has a wallet.
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#39
Don't do any of these boring shaming ideas people have had.

Do this:

Fill up a bunch of shot glasses with semen, and tell her it's jello shots.

Make sure you record it. I want to see it.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#40
You should break up with her.
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