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Well it's my friends birthday in a month, and I can't think what to get her. Well... I got her a necklace but I want to give her something else so it isn't just one thing.

Any ideas?
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#2
Your virginity? I'm not that good with presents, I just give people a $20 and then leave.
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Dildo?
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#4
Well, since you already got her something that's more materialistic, maybe get her something that isn't about money, looks, etc., and give her something that's more...meaningful, I guess.
#6
You haven't mentioned any details about her e.g. things she likes, her style etc, so I can't really give you a good answer.

What I can tell you though is personal presents are always good. Girls always appreciate them. Get her something cute, funny or nice that reminds you of her.
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why would you ask the pit for advice about this... you know your just going to get stupid answers...

get her a male hooker
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why would you ask the pit for advice about this... you know your just going to get stupid answers...

get her a male hooker



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#11
Get her a pencil sharpener in the shape of a cat,
you put the pencil in the cats butt and it meows every time you twist the pencil.
Well, that's what I got my Girlfriend for a present and it doesn't make you feel like a dick for spending $30 of a fucking pencil sharpener that she doesn't even like when she got you a great present.

Or maybe you should just get her some candy, girls like Candy.
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#12
How much did the necklace cost, what are her interests?
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How much did the necklace cost, what are her interests?



$44, but I got it from Michael Hill Jewellers and they're having a big sale. So the price was reduced by alot, I think normally it would have been double that, give or take. But I want to give her more than that one thing, she definantly deserves it.

And she's an intelligent mature girl, she likes to write alot, um, not really good with listing her interests -_-, or atleast, i'm so used to talking to her I can't simply signal out her interests or pet peeves, it's just "her".
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#16
^That might be your problem lol, you need to have a clear picture in your head of her personality and what she would like. If you can't describe her to us then you can't describe her to yourself.
#17
You could take her out to dinner or lunch on her birthday, there are plenty of places to choose from, but for the love of god don't take her somewhere like Macca's.
Or you could get her a notebook she could write in, or jewellery, or some high-end perfume.
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#18
Put yourself in a box and then ship yourself to her house?
#19
Give her porn. Women love porn.
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Chicks dig animals. Get her a spider.
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Ok most people aren't takin this seriously :-P cuddly bears or flowers are good
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Ok most people aren't takin this seriously :-P cuddly bears or flowers are good

Being original is better.
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You could take her out to dinner or lunch on her birthday, there are plenty of places to choose from, but for the love of god don't take her somewhere like Macca's.
Or you could get her a notebook she could write in, or jewellery, or some high-end perfume.


I think that notebook is a pretty good idea actually... and I could get her a pen to go with it =D I'll just buy her everything.

And hahahaha, i'd never ever take her to maccas anyway, I hate places like that.

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^That might be your problem lol, you need to have a clear picture in your head of her personality and what she would like. If you can't describe her to us then you can't describe her to yourself.


Eh, i'm just not good with describing things like they're a fact. With friendships I prefer to just go with the flow. I have plenty of real friends but ask me what I have in common with them I just couldn't tell you. I have stuff in common obviously, but I don't really think "THAT'S how I get along with him/her" I just do.
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maybe thats the best way...a drop-kick ain't original but you wouldn't give a lady friend one
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