#1
really love awful horror movies? Like, I'm not even talking B movie kind of bad, I'm talking baaaaad. I'm watching a movie on SciFi about giant killer bats menacing soldiers hunting for a terrorist, and loving every second. It has a lot of melodramatic shots of characters they've never introduced and every time it goes somewhere new, it has the name of the place in little white text appear with a typewriter sound effect. Can anyone top that in horror-themed abominations of human endeavor?
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#2
I saw one on Halloween about a mentally retarded man who was a an ice cream truck driver/clown that was accidentally killed by some of the kids in the neighborhood. He came back to get his revenge. It's called "We All Scream for Ice Cream."
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#3
Totally dude. The more cheese on it, the better.

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#4
Those ones that try but fail miserably? Yeah, I love em.
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#5
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Totally dude. The more cheese on it, the better.

EDIT: Cody, I keep running into you, even at odd hours. What's up.

Haha, I love it. I'm just sitting here drunk at 4:20 in the AM haha. How about you?
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#6
Dude, Sci-Fi channel late night horror flicks are the best. Man-Thing to Dog Soldiers, its all good. Dunno why, I just have an insatiable love for them.
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#7
check out bad taste, its peter jacksons first movie that he made on weekends with his friends
#8
Everyone needs to see Plan 9 From Outer Space.
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#9
Ice Cream Man anyone?
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Haha, I love it. I'm just sitting here drunk at 4:20 in the AM haha. How about you?


My roommates and I got baked and watched "The Fountain." It was just nuts. I tied together the three separate stories, but I didn't know what was going on at all. Have you seen it?
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My roommates and I got baked and watched "The Fountain." It was just nuts. I tied together the three separate stories, but I didn't know what was going on at all. Have you seen it?

I haven't, but it is funny that you mention it. I have been hearing a lot about it lately. I think I will check it out.

Also, I wish I could get baked...I have no source
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#12
They're good for a laugh every now and then, especially when its actually a serious attempt at a good movie
#13
Oh, and Creepshow 3.
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I haven't, but it is funny that you mention it. I have been hearing a lot about it lately. I think I will check it out.

Also, I wish I could get baked...I have no source


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#15
Apparently the bats can blend into their surroundings, chameleon-style (i.e. the people responsible for "visual effects" apply a bad brown filter when a bat stands still near a tree)
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6 degrees of separation applies to dealers as well. Someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows you will know a dealer.

The sad thing si that I have friends that are dealers...I'm just afraid to call them because they seem to not want see me. I don't know, I'd feel bad calling them
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The sad thing si that I have friends that are dealers...I'm just afraid to call them because they seem to not want see me. I don't know, I'd feel bad calling them


Sketchy. You're drunk though, it's just as good right now.
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Sketchy. You're drunk though, it's just as good right now.

true. I just wish my lighter wouldn't have run out of fluid so I could smoke a cig.
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#19
once at 4:30 in the morning on a local access time channel, i watched a movie that had a 'evil' black cat that killed people by jumping on their faces. it was pretty nice.
#22
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Everyone needs to see Plan 9 From Outher Space.


Add to that:

Manos: The Hands Of Fate
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Shark Attack 3
Funny Man
Leprechaun I, Leprechaun II, Leprechaun III, Leprechaun IV: In Space, Lep In The Hood, Lep In The Hood Part II: Back To The Hood
Halfway House

And to anybody who's got Sky Digital in the UK, look out for a channel called 'Zone Horror'; they play, without a doubt, the worst lowest budget horror films they can scrap out of the bottom of the barrel of bad horror films. Seriously, the films they show are so bad they're good.
#23
^ Lep in the Hood is one of my favorites. "A friend with a weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told." Now that **** is good writing.
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