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#1
i wake up this morning thinkin o i will go make some coffee
and sit down and go into the pit (sounds nice)
i take a step down to go in to my computer room with the light off
i feel something mooshy on my foot turn on the light i have stepped in dog ****
without looking i move my other foot and step in a big puddle of dog piss


what should i do to my dog?
#3
Quote by CoreysMonster
house train him


+1
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Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!



SAVE GIBSON

#4
Chide yourself for not training the dog in the first place.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#5
wear wellies in the morning......
songs: Left Behind choices
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Well I can top you all, I've done my mum, my step brother AND a cat. As well as quite a few corpses.
#6
kill the dog and eat him for breakfast


or throw him away in the gutter


or house train him
GOODBYE BLUE SKY
#7
its my moms dog
im not house trainin ****!
i want to get hime back that little bastard
what do i do?
#8
tell him to run up to you then when he is about to jump on you move out of the way and make him jump into the wall. HAHAHA i can picture it in my head
GOODBYE BLUE SKY
#9
Quote by adamsetsfire08
its my moms dog
im not house trainin ****!
i want to get hime back that little bastard
what do i do?


It's a dog. What the hell is wrong with you.
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#10
poop on him.


and your mum.

EDIT: don't for get to take pictures so you can show us what you've done!
#11
yes it might be a dog
but u have no idea
he planned this
litterally
he mesured how long my steps were and he mastered it and when i did it i thought i heard him laugh....
i hate hime!!!
#16
**** on its face.

Or just ground it for a week.

I dunno IT'S A DOG!!!
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I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

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you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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#19
Meanwhile I'm wondering what variation of 'fuck' has 5 letters....
Quote by fukyu1980
LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#23
Quote by Metal_Rich
Meanwhile I'm wondering what variation of 'fuck' has 5 letters....


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#24
Put him in a micro and arrange bets: In how minutes he will blow up?
#25
Quote by Metal_Rich
Meanwhile I'm wondering what variation of 'fuck' has 5 letters....


Frick.

Quote by adamsetsfire08
yes it might be a dog
but u have no idea
he planned this
litterally
he mesured how long my steps were and he mastered it and when i did it i thought i heard him laugh....
i hate hime!!!


I'm thinking of sigging this.

EDIT: It took some messing around, but it fits

And TS, are you sure you didn't do all that naughty stuff on your floor yourself, and forgot that you did??? You strike me as the type that'd do that.
Last edited by Uber-rocker at Nov 11, 2007,
#28
Quote by Azwethinkwedo
take him out for a walk in the middle of nowhere, miles from any civilisation, and let him roam free



nah, he'll just team up with a cat and another dog and find his way home.
#29
EDIT: Pics or it never happened.

To get him back? Put him on a lead and run straight up to a glass window. You'll stop, he won't.

However, i'm generally against cruelty to animals. Maybe you should get your mum back instead of the dog; its not his fault. Watch the "orginal prankster" video by offspring...
#31
One day, invite the dog into the room with a nice tasty treat...

Once inside, lock the door. Apply ear plugs.

Put on a playlist containing only Linkin Park, Sum41 and blink 182. Blast your music system as loud as it will go.

He'll never **** on the floor, or go near that room again.
#32
When I was six I had a kitten that peed on me, and I was mighty angry about the whole incident. I figured the only way to teach it a lesson was to show it what eye for an eye meant. So I pissed on the kittie.

I felt awful when I got older.

I still regret it.

But I can tell you one thing, it never pissed on me ever again. So I guess you could do that.
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#33
Hit yourself for not taking it out to shit.
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#34
Quote by Metal_Rich
Meanwhile I'm wondering what variation of 'fuck' has 5 letters....



I was thinking the same thing... Like F'uckn

EDIT: this retard can't spell and can't house train his dog either
#35
Your a ****ing idiot if you want to get back at your damn dog. House train him, dont ****ing "get back at him". He **** on your floor because it's not house trained dumbass.
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#36
Quote by Jack Off Jill
When I was six I had a kitten that peed on me, and I was mighty angry about the whole incident. I figured the only way to teach it a lesson was to show it what eye for an eye meant. So I pissed on the kittie.

I felt awful when I got older.

I still regret it.

But I can tell you one thing, it never pissed on me ever again. So I guess you could do that.


"An eye for an eye will make the world blind."

Gandhi wouldn't have been proud of you!
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#37
Quote by Kensai
"An eye for an eye will make the world blind."

Gandhi wouldn't have been proud of you!

That's okay. He's a Heathen.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#38
Quote by Jack Off Jill
That's okay. He's a Heathen.


So you and your cat are the religious types?
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#40
Quote by adamsetsfire08
yes it might be a dog
but u have no idea
he planned this
litterally
he mesured how long my steps were and he mastered it and when i did it i thought i heard him laugh....
i hate hime!!!


If this is just some lame attempt to be fn#unny/random, it's, well... rather lame.

Dogs don't have the cognitive capacity to plan stuff. You just don't have the ability to look where you're walking.

Just don't walk near any cliffs in the future.
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