#1
well, I'm curious as to if anyone else besides me has such an immense abhoration for these 4 legged bastards. Mainly for jumping out in front of you while your driving. Last night, I was on my way home, and one jumped out in front of me. I hit the brakes but he was too close and wouldn't move until the last second. Hit my brand new truck(new to me), and cracked my grill, right headlight and dented my right door all to hell. So basically, does anyone else hate these things as much i do now?
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#6
lazy ass bastards don't do anything good for us.

go jump in front of them. that'll show them.
#7
lol yes they do taste good, and no i didn't kill bambi, bambi proceeded to get up and run off
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#8
im sorry for your tragedy.... but to fully understand the wonders of a deer one must **** it first.
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#9
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and no i didn't kill bambi, bambi proceeded to get up and run off


In that case I take back my earlier remark. If you had killed a deer and were more worried about your car, that'd be a bit mean. But if the deer is ok, then the car obviously takes top priority.
#10
I live in the middle of a bunch of trees, so there are about 5 million deer living near my house.

The things just won't go away.
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#11
There was a news report this morning on CNN about a girl running cross country that got plowed over by a deer. I didn't see it but my wife is still giggling about it. Bet you could google it and find the video.
I've hit 6 deer in the last 8 years. Due for another I guess.
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#12
I have a buddy that hit one just the other day.

It wasn't fully dead but it wasn't going anywhere soon either.


So he slit its throat.
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#14
i dont particularly like them.

i almost hit one in New Jersey at like 1am. i was doing about 75mph on this empty highway, and all of the sudden there was this huge deer just standing right in front of me. luckily with my awesome reflexes i was able to swerve around it. i ended up fishtailing around the road for about 1/4 mile, but managed to not wreck the car or hit the deer.

needless to say my girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat crying hysterically.
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i dont particularly like them.

i almost hit one in New Jersey at like 1am. i was doing about 75mph on this empty highway, and all of the sudden there was this huge deer just standing right in front of me. luckily with my awesome reflexes i was able to swerve around it. i ended up fishtailing around the road for about 1/4 mile, but managed to not wreck the car or hit the deer.

needless to say my girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat crying hysterically.


Bro, she should love you for that!
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#16
I nearly hit a deer at 2am about two weeks ago. Its was on the outside of a small country road but I saw it in time and was able to slow down enough to miss it. Unfortunately a friend of mine swerved later to avoid another deer that same night and ended up with the car in a field.
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it is technically legal that if you hit a deer and it dies you can keep it.

Ya but they don't make very good pets.
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#19
I don't hate them, and I don't get mad at them when they jump in the road.

We're intruding on THEIR habitat, not the other way around.
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I don't hate them, and I don't get mad at them when they jump in the road.

We're intruding on THEIR habitat, not the other way around.


We're born of this planet too, y'know. It's also our habitat.

Honestly though, I'd rather shoot and eat a deer then knock the **** out of it with a Corvette.

Though if I had a Hummer...
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#21
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We're born of this planet too, y'know. It's also our habitat.

Honestly though, I'd rather shoot and eat a deer then knock the **** out of it with a Corvette.

Though if I had a Hummer...


Well, yea, I know it's ours, too, I'm not trying to sound like Peta or anything.

But you really can't get mad at them for trying to travel, just like we are.


And, true, if I was going to kill one, I would rather shoot it. Plus, I would be helping the ecosystem while I'm at it.
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#22
a bloke offered me 8 legs of venison for £50 the other week.

i turned him down though, they were too dear

(lol, deer/dear. i crack me up)
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#23
did you happen to get its insurance details?
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I don't hate them, and I don't get mad at them when they jump in the road.

We're intruding on THEIR habitat, not the other way around.

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#25
lol no i wasn't able to get his insurance information, he seemed too stunned and then he ran off before i could console him any. It's not quite the fact that I hit the deer that frustrates me, it's just they're so damn stupid. I was slowing down to let him go on and cross the road and he started running parallel to me, then all of a sudden, he just jumped in front of me...i know they're over populated like crazy here, i don't know what the bag limit a day is but last year i think it was 5 maybe?
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it is technically legal that if you hit a deer and it dies you can keep it.



Yeah but the meat will probably not be good if you hit it hard enough, because the bones will shatter.
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it is technically legal that if you hit a deer and it dies you can keep it.


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#29
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well, I'm curious as to if anyone else besides me has such an immense abhoration for these 4 legged bastards. Mainly for jumping out in front of you while your driving. Last night, I was on my way home, and one jumped out in front of me. I hit the brakes but he was too close and wouldn't move until the last second. Hit my brand new truck(new to me), and cracked my grill, right headlight and dented my right door all to hell. So basically, does anyone else hate these things as much i do now?


you ran into it sideway?
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#30
no, when i was slowing down he started to run parallel to me....and before i was almost stopped he decided to try to cross the road and his body hit the side of my truck and his neck and what not hit my grill
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#31
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There was a news report this morning on CNN about a girl running cross country that got plowed over by a deer. I didn't see it but my wife is still giggling about it. Bet you could google it and find the video.
I've hit 6 deer in the last 8 years. Due for another I guess.


Nothing like a raging deer to make you run faster.

A deer ran into my gutar teachers SUV. Yeah you heard me right, the deer ran into him.
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