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#1
Me and my friend are great cooks so we mad a huge breakfast this morning- pancakes and eggs.

Near the end of the breakfast I was reading the ingredients in the syrup, which we had two kinds of; maple and strawberry.

My friend was reading the strawberry and he was like "Dude read this!"

So I was just reading the ingredients, then it hit me.

I read the expiration date


January 2005

Two years ago

If I get sick- man there's going to be alot of crap coming up
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I've done that before with milk, but not to that excess. 2 years? Lol...
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#6
If the jar was sealed, I wouldn't worry about it too much. Otherwise you might die.
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Let us know what happens!

But don't elaborate too much on vomiting, I'm an emetophobe
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Sorry if I'm laughing, but that just made my day
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I wouldn't worry too much about it.


You've swallowed stronger stuff, ey?
#10
I'm not worried- it didn't taste bad and I didn't eat too much

But the whole scenario is funny...
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#12
thats getting owned...?

i would think being owned would be if you got super sick and the total runs, and than your friend tells you it was all a joke and that he had fooled you with a false expiration sticker on the bottle. meaning that your completely real diaherea was all from your imagination
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thats getting owned...?

i would think being owned would be if you got super sick and the total runs, and than your friend tells you it was all a joke and that he had put a false expiration sticker on the bottle.


I got owned yesterday because I had to poop all day and my stomach was hurting. But the previous night I had chugged the Blazin, Hot and Medium sauce at Buffalo Wild Wings.

and the medium and hot have an extra little kick after you have the blazin
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Hahahaha wow dude. Expired **** is so funny. I remember I found a box of Smacks (of all cereal he had in his house he had Smacks lmao) and it was from 2001.
We just had to try some.
Didn't get sick but it tasted terrible
#18
it's syrup. you'll be fine. it's so full of sugar that it doesn't go off for a very, very long time, the same as preserves or pickled things.
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#19
Sugar is a preservative. That date is probably unreliable.
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Let us know what happens!

But don't elaborate too much on vomiting, I'm an emetophobe


Yeah, let us know later. And what's an emetophobe?
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#21


owned by syrup

ive had hamburgers that expired 5 months before i eated them
sugar dont go "bad", but meat does...oh boy it wasnt pretty
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That made me lol for some reason.
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thats getting owned...?

i would think being owned would be if you got super sick and the total runs, and than your friend tells you it was all a joke and that he had fooled you with a false expiration sticker on the bottle. meaning that your completely real diaherea was all from your imagination

TOTALLY AGREE MAN
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I ate 5 year old peanut butter before. Didnt get sick or anything.


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haha unlucky!
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sugar lasts pretty long, i doubt syrup would go bad in a year.


almost 3 years

I probably won't get sick- I'm not worried.

But at least I don't have the fire ****s anymore
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#33
My friend has a 4 year old bottle of ketchup. He called Heinz one day and asked them about it. They told him not to worry, because it will just turn into something like barbecue sauce.

We plan to use it next year.
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#37
You guys are idiots if you think you will get sick. Those dates are just put on there so stores will throw away older stock on the shelves and buy more from the company. With milk or something that spoils fast, it's more accurate.
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#38
like i said i'm not worried


But I'm going to switch the topic


I'm going to go make an Official Ownage thread


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Yeah, let us know later. And what's an emetophobe?


Emetophobia=The irrational fear of vomiting
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#40
Well, Syrup will not really go off, and you really wont get sick. Its only pure sugar, although it may have fermented a bit. I have some pepper that was old in 2001, but its still good.
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