#1
I currently have 3 glass bottles, one Diet Coke, and two Sprite. I want to to something stupid/crazy with them, but surprisingly enough, I can't think of what do do with them. The Pit is a crazy place, what should I do with the bottles.
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#2
Drink them, thats hardcore.
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#5
Insert one of the bottles into your anal passage way and yell "YEEHAAWWW I'M RIDING IT!"

You may need vasaline. And some IcyHot afterwards.

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#6
Insert them into your anus, **** in them, put it in the freezer, take out after a day then break the glass thus you have **** in the shape of glass bottles. Sell them on eBay, they buy anything.
#7
man, i tell the pit i have a huge chunk of raw sulfur and they can't tell me **** to do with it. this guy tells the pit he's got a couple glass bottles and he's got prostate milk.

i'm gonna go get some jones sodas.
#14
Push one side of the can down, poke holes in it, and smoke marijuana out of it.


No. Seriously.
Last edited by DeathForAll at Nov 11, 2007,
#17
find a saloon and and start an old school bar fight by smasing one of the bottles over one guys head and stab him in the stomach with the remains in your hand.

wing it on the rest.
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#21
Quote by DeathForAll
Push one side of the can down, poke holes in it, and smoke marijuana out of it.
No. Seriously.



He said bottles....
#22
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Insert them into your anus, **** in them, put it in the freezer, take out after a day then break the glass thus you have **** in the shape of glass bottles. Sell them on eBay, they buy anything.

best idea ever
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#23
Quote by Guitar_Obsessed
Insert them into your anus, **** in them, put it in the freezer, take out after a day then break the glass thus you have **** in the shape of glass bottles. Sell them on eBay, they buy anything.



If you use the **** as a dildo its referred to as a "Cold Megan"
#24
Quote by DeathForAll
Push one side of the can down, poke holes in it, and smoke marijuana out of it.



I agree make a bong out of it.
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So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:
"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"
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#25
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man, i tell the pit i have a huge chunk of raw sulfur and they can't tell me **** to do with it. this guy tells the pit he's got a couple glass bottles and he's got prostate milk.

i'm gonna go get some jones sodas.

I tol you to google that **** and you didn't listen so that's your fault....
#26
Put the sprite in the coke bottle, and the coke in the sprite bottle.

How you go about fitting 2 bottles of sprite into one bottle of coke is up to you.
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#28
Cork up the holes, put chains in the corks, link all the chains together right at the end and you have triple nunchuku.
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#30
Make a bong.
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