#2
febreeze.... it works wonders.
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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#4
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febreeze.... it works wonders.

what the hell is that?

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LMAO...

im serious
Last edited by TripleN666 at Nov 11, 2007,
#5
more alchohol....
or brush your teeth.
If all fails then just swallow a bottle of axe
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ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#7
What is it that smells?

If it's your breath, utilise gum, or mouthwash
If it's an object, wrap it in newspaper and foil. Newspaper absorbs smell, and foil blocks it. You can also put it in a plastic bag to be safe.
If it's a whole room, Febreeze is the ****. It's a hardcore air freshner. It doesn't just cover the smell, no, it ****ing MASSACRES it
#8
firstly, haha

second, coffee? or polos? or mouthwash? or gum? or breathing through your nose?
Get off this damn forum and play your damn guitar.
#10
Ha. Glad I never have to worry about this.

Having 3 older brothers who have drank a lot really paves the way for the youngest.

My parents don't care, I can tell them how much I drank.
#11
mints....
lots of mints
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#12
Just use a few vanilla.It works AWESOME,try it with holding it in your throat for a few minutes.
#13
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.