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#1
So yeah, theres this kid whos in my grade, and he is a dick. He is a very annoying kid. He named his balls, after 2 girls he used to like haha. He has been harrassing my friend, and I feel like doing something mean and funny to this kid. I can get into his locker, and I have a lot of other stuff I can have access to.

Any pranksters out there have any ideas for a good prank??????
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#6
Rip his balls off.
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Topic title misleading.
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#14
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#15
plant drugs on him
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#16
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Do something he might not be able to do ,which is growing up!

thats a real rock n roll attitude you got there, jackass
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#18
Set him alight.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
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thats a real rock n roll attitude you got there, jackass



lol.
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#21
or you could put a pipe bomb inside a hollowed out dildo into his locker.

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#23
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I named my balls Kimbo and Chuck.


do they attack each other?

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#24
^^^ your saying that a dildo pipe bomb is the same as a holy hand grenade??
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#25
1. Poop in Bag

2. Place Bag in locker

3. ????

4. Profit
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#26
You should piss on him while he's crapping. Like when he's in the stall piss over it, all over his face. Then make him slip on the piss.
#27
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You should piss on him while he's crapping. Like when he's in the stall piss over it, all over his face. Then make him slip on the piss.

if he had added take pics and put them up for UG he'd have won

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#28
Fill his locker with match ends, caps, anything explosive. Cover it in gas or some other equally flammable thing. Attatch one of the explosive things from a party popper or a christmas cracker to the inside of the locker and the door. When he pulls it open. BEWM! Door explosive goes off, and he gets his face blown off.


get pics.
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So yeah, theres this kid whos in my grade, and he is a dick. He is a very annoying kid. He named his balls, after 2 girls he used to like haha. He has been harrassing my friend, and I feel like doing something mean and funny to this kid. I can get into his locker, and I have a lot of other stuff I can have access to.

Any pranksters out there have any ideas for a good prank??????
No.

Save your pranks for your friends.
A good prank gives everyone a laugh, including the one who's being pranked.

Pranking for revenge is chickenshit. Don't be a coward. Grow a pair.
If somebody is harassing your friend, get in their face and MAKE them stop. IMMEDIATELY.


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#31
Put a rabid raccoon in his locker.


Guy: *whistling* Time to open my locker!

*opens*

Guy: AHHHH!!! IT'S EATING MY FACE!
#32
Yeah, me and my friend named our balls and those of all our friends.

anyway, fill his locker with jello.


EDIT: wow, that post would look crazy weird if taken out of context. ...

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#33
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fill his locker with balloons

you have no zest for life..
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#34
I like the "condoms" idea.... I'm fairly sure that would scar him for life.
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you have no zest for life..
Surely he meant to add that the balloons would be filled with Tuberculosis or some other fun airborne disease

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#36
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I like the "condoms" idea.... I'm fairly sure that would scar him for life.

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#37
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do they attack each other?


No but if they could reach they would tag-team Bas Rutten and Bruce.
#38
If he drives a car get some metal wire and tie some roadkill (or any good sized piece of half rotten meat) to his muffler. When he drives around it will smell like mega ass.
#39
or you could rip off his balls and put pics of it on the netzorz.or get tubgirl to hide in is locker.
when he opens it he will have a surprise waiting for him.

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