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#2
Ask your mom, she knows.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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#3
Fo Free?
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so i just pulled my shirt up and there was brown stuff looking like boogers coming out of my belly button, I picked a piece and took a whiff...it smells like shitttttttttt! wtf is happening to me?


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#8
Quote by shreddin_frets
Theres no such thing as a hooker in Indiana



...Fun fact for the day. Thank you.
#9
depends on if you want Shaniqua, who weighs 300 lbs and will give you a blow job for food stamps, or if you want Sunset Thomas (porn star/ hooker if you don't watch Cathouse) for $3000/ hour.
#10
dude your birthday is 1993.

You are clearly not legal anyways.
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Oh yeah, and if guitar hero got you into the guitar? you're really playing for the wrong reasons.

there is no wrong reason to play a guitar, except for world enslavement and extermination of certain races, but those guys never make it big anyway.
#11
depends on the length of time, and who the woman is..
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#12
Why don't you just get a girlfriend? It would cost you less than a hooker that won't give you herpes/syphilis.

Or you can pay a hooker about $50 to give you a blowjob, and fun times and herpes will be had by all.
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#13
Quote by algemar
dude your birthday is 1993.

You are clearly not legal anyways.

neither is prostitution
#14
Quote by algemar
dude your birthday is 1993.

You are clearly not legal anyways.


Because hookers are legal anyway...

Edit: Beaten..dammit
Quote by GoobaSun
so i just pulled my shirt up and there was brown stuff looking like boogers coming out of my belly button, I picked a piece and took a whiff...it smells like shitttttttttt! wtf is happening to me?


www.myspace.com/heroesbefore
#16
According to "escort" section in a local paper, it can be around $40 for oral, and sometimes if you're lucky, $60 for "anything goes". There are like 3 pages of ads in there...
#17
Now I know why the enternet is dangerous. People always look at my profile. Cnat just reply.
Oh, and it says..................19 0 3!!!
lol
But seriously everyone always talks about hookers, and I wanted to see is anyone knew.
#19
Quote by dewdadrew
I wanted to see is anyone knew.


Nah, I'm not that knew. I've been around here since March.
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#20
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Vegas ftw!!

actually, prostitution isn't legal in vegas, either. only in a few rural counties in Nevada.
#21
Quote by SOADrox429
Why don't you just get a girlfriend? It would cost you less than a hooker that won't give you herpes/syphilis.

Or you can pay a hooker about $50 to give you a blowjob, and fun times and herpes will be had by all.


bro the best part of a hooker is the diseases dontcha know!?
#23
Quote by shreddin_frets
Theres no such thing as a hooker in Indiana


Lies! Come to Carmel, I know girls that would blow me for $5.
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#24
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
neither is prostitution



touche

But at the same time, i'm pretty sure only soliciting on public or govt property is illegal right? I mean, you can't get arrested for "soliciting" sex at your own house, can you?
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Quote by Hsupernova

Oh yeah, and if guitar hero got you into the guitar? you're really playing for the wrong reasons.

there is no wrong reason to play a guitar, except for world enslavement and extermination of certain races, but those guys never make it big anyway.
#25
Quote by ThunderFingers
Because hookers are legal anyway...

Edit: Beaten..dammit



they are in Nevada
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#27
Quote by robertreilly666
they are in Nevada



is it all of Nevada? I thought it was only the county that Vegas was in. Well either way...
#28
Quote by Dog454
Lies! Come to Carmel, I know girls that would blow me for $5.

People in Carmel needing money ? That's a bit of irony isn't it?
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
Last edited by lushacrous at Nov 11, 2007,
#29
This lady only charges $15 an hour and makes some very attractive rugs.

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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#30
Quote by robertreilly666
they are in Nevada


Just not here then mate lol
Quote by GoobaSun
so i just pulled my shirt up and there was brown stuff looking like boogers coming out of my belly button, I picked a piece and took a whiff...it smells like shitttttttttt! wtf is happening to me?


www.myspace.com/heroesbefore
#32
Not all of Nevada.
As someone said, only a few rural counties.
Just outside of Vegas, Reno, Carson City and a few other places they are legal. And expensive. And you have to wear condoms (as in 2).
Moundhouse, Nevada (about 6 miles east of Carson City) has 5 or 6 brothels.
Last edited by CodeMonk at Nov 11, 2007,
#33
Quote by darkstar2466
Nah, I'm not that knew. I've been around here since March.

failed. he used the right knew in his post.
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If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#34
Quote by larry jones
Go to Germany.

Dirt cheap over there, like $20 to get one to follow you around all day.

Free AIDS with purchase?
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One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#35
Sorry, I have little to do with the rugby world.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#36
Quote by algemar
dude your birthday is 1993.

You are clearly not legal anyways.


isn't paying for sex with a hooker illegal too though lol

ok I'm way late on that one
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i don't do drugs but i fook like a pronstar and i drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney....
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#37
Quote by algemar
dude your birthday is 1993.

You are clearly not legal anyways.


his birthday is a whole year?

hookers usually set their own prices. its not like theres a union.
#40
Quote by Ktool The Girth
failed. he used the right knew in his post.


I know he used the right word, but he said "IS anyone knew" instead of "if." You don't get my joke.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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