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on cold mornings, when you exhale you can see your breath.

so say you are walking along the road, and you let out a nice silent fart. do you leave a little white trail like your breath does?
#3

Almost as bad as that post op tranny thread earlier...

I reckon no, because its in your pants.
#4
If your fart is manly enough, yes.
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#5
hahah made me laugh

only because you used nice adjectives like, nice silent fart


but my farts arent nice and silent
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#6
If you're wearing pants, which I would assume you usually would be in cold weather, then no. Maybe you should try it and tell us. Just don't wear pants.
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#9
if you werent wearing any pants maybe. or maybe not because CO2 is differnt from the methane-type farts
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#10
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Why are you asking us?


its the pit. why wouldn't i ask you?
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its the pit. why wouldn't i ask you?

If you just thought of something, good for you.

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Not really appropriate, but I havn't used this in so long..



I was about to post that =D
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#14
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Not really appropriate, but I havn't used this in so long..


do you have a problem understanding english? how can you not know what im talking about? maybe im weird but this has been on my mind since i was like 9.
#15
Quote by Moontard
on cold mornings, when you exhale you can see your breath.

so say you are walking along the road, and you let out a nice silent fart. do you leave a little white trail like your breath does?
If you FORCE a fart out, you might leave a big brown trail on the ground.

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You need to take off your pants first because they get in the way.

I am sigging this, because it will be funny when taken out of context.
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#18
on cold mornings, when you exhale you can see your breath, and the roads are icey, the funniest thing you will ever see is someone slipping and falling with their hands in their pockets.
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#21
Did you know that cows fart many many (too many to remember)pounds of methane daily, actually its true, & its also killing the ozone as well.
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#22
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on cold mornings, when you exhale you can see your breath, and the roads are icey, the funniest thing you will ever see is someone slipping and falling with their hands in their pockets.


but would it be as funny as someone looking around shiftily, and then letting out a silent fart, thinking they are being super crafty, but being given away by the white steam coming from the back of his pants?
#23
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Did you know that cows fart many many (too many to remember)pounds of methane daily, actually its true, & its also killing the ozone as well.


dude right there is an awesome reason to eat cows. they are threatening our manliness by farting more than us
#24
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Just don't wear pants.

Oh, so when Moontard wants to take his pants off, he gets the greenlight? But no, when I want to it's all "No, RHCP94, you flithy pervert, get your baby carrot-sized penis and white ass back into your jeans"?
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#25
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Did you know that cows fart many many (too many to remember)pounds of methane daily, actually its true, & its also killing the ozone as well.


the smillie face was not ment to show support for ozone depletion, btw
Yeah. But the same can be said for DAR amps and other amps which use "weird" tubes...dammit I want a pair of KT120s..I might blow up my amp and burn my house down, but at least I'll go out in a blaze of glory
#26
well, im off to bed now. hopefully it will be cold when im walking to the train station in the morning. i will test this out. my neck might be sore by the end of my experiments, but i promise you, UG, i will have the answer to this.
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Oh, so when Moontard wants to take his pants off, he gets the greenlight? But no, when I want to it's all "No, RHCP94, you flithy pervert, get your baby carrot-sized penis and white ass back into your jeans"?

I never told you that. If you want to take off your pants, the only requirement I have is that you send me pics.
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#28
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well, im off to bed now. hopefully it will be cold when im walking to the train station in the morning. i will test this out. my neck might be sore by the end of my experiments, but i promise you, UG, i will have the answer to this.

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#29
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dude right there is an awesome reason to eat cows. they are threatening our manliness by farting more than us


moo.
Yeah. But the same can be said for DAR amps and other amps which use "weird" tubes...dammit I want a pair of KT120s..I might blow up my amp and burn my house down, but at least I'll go out in a blaze of glory
#30
Unless your were naked, no because when you exhale with a scarf covering your face you see nothing, same with farts.
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#31
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Unless your were naked, no because when you exhale with a scarf covering your face you see nothing, same with farts.

Well then how does the smell seep through?
#32
Send the idea to Mythbusters.
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#33
You wont leave a cloud when you fart because the cloud is the moisture in your breath condensing when it hits the cold air. Farts don't have a high enough moisture content to do this. End of discussion.
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#34
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You wont leave a cloud when you fart because the cloud is the moisture in your breath condensing when it hits the cold air. Farts don't have a high enough moisture content to do this. End of discussion.


way to ruin the fun


and +1 to the mythbusters idea.
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#35
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dude right there is an awesome reason to eat cows. they are threatening our manliness by farting more than us



haha that's gonna be my new sig
#36
Quote by teamzaius
You wont leave a cloud when you fart because the cloud is the moisture in your breath condensing when it hits the cold air. Farts don't have a high enough moisture content to do this. End of discussion.

I'm sorry, I can't tell if your username is "teamzaius" or "RuiningThePotentialChanceOfAUGerWalkingAroundWithoutAnyPantsJustToSeeIfHisFartsMakeAWhiteTrail". If it's the latter, you have a very long username.
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#37
Only if your farts have a lot of flair.

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#38
Quote by teamzaius
You wont leave a cloud when you fart because the cloud is the moisture in your breath condensing when it hits the cold air. Farts don't have a high enough moisture content to do this. End of discussion.



but what if it did?

ive heard some pretty juicy farts in my life
#39
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Only if your farts have a lot of flair.

E-cookie for the reference! Go!

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#40
why are you watching office space when desperate housewives is on?
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