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Stanley Doils is a young writer in high school who is going threw a dry spell. When he thinks all hope is lost he finds a hole in his backyard behind a group of bushes. Entering the hole he discovers a mystic, talking kangaroo who gives him the ideas for his next amazing story. His problems begin when the story is a great success and he forgets to give credit to his Kangaroo friend and the enraged Kangaroo begins to haunt him.
#3
That's brilliant.
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#4
If by interesting you meant, would you have sex with Jessica Alba, then yes.
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#5
Same old song and dance....happened to me the other day.
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#8
If your going to write, you better remember how to use the correct version of "Through" right.
#9
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If your going to write, you better remember how to use the correct version of "Through" right.


ok
#10
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Stanley Doils is a young writer in high school who is going through a dry spell. When he thinks all hope is lost he finds a hole in his backyard behind a group of bushes. Entering the hole he discovers a mystic, talking kangaroo who gives him the ideas for his next amazing story. His problems begin when the story is a great success and he forgets to give credit to his Kangaroo friend and the enraged Kangaroo begins to haunt him.In a fit of anger, the Kangaroo creates an avalanche on the hills of Norway where is parents were skiing. Disheartened by the loss of his parents, Stanley retires to a life of contemplation, but is distracted by the season premiere of "Dancing with the Stars!".


fixed. Now that's a classic.
#12
Quote by thewho65
fixed. Now that's a classic.


Hmm, do I have permission to use this idea?
#14
Quote by thewho65
fixed. Now that's a classic.

+1, Puts a whole new spin on it that I would have never expected.
#15
Are YOU in high school? This story has been told over and over before, and kangaroos are for little kids.

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#17
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Are YOU in high school? This story has been told over and over before, and kangaroos are for little kids.


yes I am, when has the story been told?
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Quote by jthm_guitarist
Are YOU in high school? This story has been told over and over before, and kangaroos are for little kids.


Kangaroo's for little kids?

Tell that to the Kangaroo-ologists of Brazil.
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O CANADA!
#19
Quote by jthm_guitarist
Are YOU in high school? This story has been told over and over before, and kangaroos are for little kids.





Get out.
#20
Make the Kangaroo a product of the guy's acid trip that's forever burned into his brain.
#21
Hmm, whenever I hear the word "this" I think "whoa, that sounds interesting"

/lame joke

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#22
My kangaroo, Hops, is offended by the way you portray his people. You'll be receiving a letter from Hops' lawyer.
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#23
Quote by jthm_guitarist
Are YOU in high school? This story has been told over and over before, and kangaroos are for little kids.


Don't worry he only means kangoroos are for little kids cause their pouches are too small for anyone esle, right? That's the only reason right?
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