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So my mom was telling me a story about how she didn't have "The Pit" around when she was growing up and how I am so fortunate. So it got me thinking the pit and all it's wonders has brought, tears, joy, masturbation techniques, etc. to all of our lives. But the question is what was your life like before the pit?
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#2
masturbation techniques...
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#3
i actually played guitar until the pit...
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#5
...You tell your mom about the Pit?


Somehow, I doubt she cares.
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#6
You're mum...talks about..."the pit".

That's just plain messed up.

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#11
No my mom doesn't even know what UG is, it just makes for a great thread starter.
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No my mom doesn't even know what UG is, it just makes for a great thread starter.

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#17
Not much different, though now I know more about teh internetz and what the hell memes are. Plus I don't type like a tard, and I haven't used the word "lol" seriously in 2 years...but that also might be as a result of my friend.
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The Pit Cliff Notes:
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#18
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Just replace any drug references with "The Pit".


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thats the best thing ive seen all day
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#19
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...You tell your mom about the Pit?


Somehow, I doubt she cares.

Somehow, I doubt she knows what the pit is. She'll never understand us completely.
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#20
I would get home from school. myspace for an hour. bored. didnt know what else to do...played a little guitar, bass...

then I went to UG one day.

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#21
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I would get home from school. myspace for an hour. bored. didnt know what else to do...played a little guitar, bass...

then I went to UG one day.


are you me?
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When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
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The last time we did it, his sister caught us.

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#22
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I did my homework.



-1... I actually do my homework now... didn't before the pit...
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#23
I know so much more about the world... and how to order free boxes... and all about the UK...
..and how to use icy hot... how to make a koi pond...

but i don't do my homework as efficiently anymore, though
#24
my life was like a nuns vagina...
empty

and lacking of something
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When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.

use AVG as your anti-virus
#25
That's true about the UK, I know what a chav and council housing is...I had a reasonably informed discussion with my English world history professor about chavs and that whole thing.
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The Pit Cliff Notes:
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#26
it was dull and without icyhot
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#27
I don't remember it...

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Multi?!
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FUCK ROCKS!
#30
it was sitting there listening to coheed.....now its talking about geting ure self stuck in a pb jar and listening to coheed
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#31
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pb jar*



easy, '07er, this isn't a chat room. Use da edit function


edit: (like this) and does this thread even apply to you? You haven't been here more than two weeks.
#32
Less fun.
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#33
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easy, '07er, this isn't a chat room. Use da edit function

lol thanks
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No. Argument if i hear fall out boy i get so angry i am more likely to kick someones ass than when i listen to iron maiden



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****ing Coheed freaks...


FREE WARPED TOUR TICKETS!!!
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#34
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...You tell your mom about the Pit?


Somehow, I doubt she cares.

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#35
About the same. That would be weird though for your parents to read the pit. Then they would know all about your masturbation techniques.
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#38
there was a time before the pit? I don't remember!
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#39
I remember occasionally having sex before the Pit..
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