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#2
score
Quote by hightension01


Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work


Quote by Aqua Dementia
richrawr FTW!
#4
Pretty cool so far.
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#5
This is so much better than real life
OAKLAND A's - 9 TIME CHAMPS!!

DUKE BLUE DEVILS - 4 TIME CHAMPS & 19 TIME ACC CHAMPS!!

OAKLAND RAIDERS - 4 TIME LEAGUE CHAMPS!!

GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS - 3 TIME LEAGUE CHAMPS!!

SAN JOSE SHARKS - NONE LOL!!
#6
w00t

*plays*
Quote by SloppyJoseph
It doesn't fit my playing style at all so I figured it would be good for me
#7
neato
Quote by 6079 Smith W
One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#9
Quote by hug a llama
Will this turn out to be a screamer like 5 minutes in or something?

I'm scared.

That's what I'm scared of...
Quote by Kensai
Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

Quote by Rambo-Conny
Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#10
vedy nice how much
Quote by MightyAl
There once was a UG'er from Saskatoon
Who asked the Pit to do his homework
So I wrote him a limerick about wanking
That doesn't rhyme
And isn't really about wanking anyway.
#15
rofl i works at mcdonalds
Quote by kriscornella2@g
No. Argument if i hear fall out boy i get so angry i am more likely to kick someones ass than when i listen to iron maiden



Quote by GiantRaven
****ing Coheed freaks...


FREE WARPED TOUR TICKETS!!!
zune. i <3 my turd brown 30 gig.
#17
if you take all the food off your plate then it will still be dirty afrter you "eat"

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Quote by InvaderTSN
Better yet. "My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
lets watch this thread die like i should have on page 1
#18
whats the points of the haircprays and gels
Quote by kriscornella2@g
No. Argument if i hear fall out boy i get so angry i am more likely to kick someones ass than when i listen to iron maiden



Quote by GiantRaven
****ing Coheed freaks...


FREE WARPED TOUR TICKETS!!!
zune. i <3 my turd brown 30 gig.
#19
i seem to be perpetualy driving to work...
Quote by kevin14u2nv
heck yeah its gonna be heavy its gonna be in Drop A tuning and the opening line of the CD will be like Worship god

and then the pope just does a freakin brutal breakdown
#22
maybe this is a top-secret plan to make u want to work at mcdonalds
Quote by kriscornella2@g
No. Argument if i hear fall out boy i get so angry i am more likely to kick someones ass than when i listen to iron maiden



Quote by GiantRaven
****ing Coheed freaks...


FREE WARPED TOUR TICKETS!!!
zune. i <3 my turd brown 30 gig.
#23
My sound is off, just in case
When the music's over, turn out the lights.


Quote by pencap
i fingerd my girl the other day she got so wet nearly my entier hand was soked after that i ate her up, she blacked out it was awesome
#24
this is the life ive always wanted to lead
My stuff:
Gibson SG (for playability.......and looks)
Mexican Strat (for some reason i have two)
Hohner HW440G-TB Acoustic/Electric
#25
I'm working over time, on my eight burger now! This rocks!
My dreams are awesome.
#28
Quote by GreekRockr9
This is dumb

Wolfie, Moley, Witty, Dgmey, Grundy
#29
I'm doing 2 simulators at a time. I have an alter-ego.
Wolfie, Moley, Witty, Dgmey, Grundy
#30
**** you only need to do 6 burgers if you work in mcdonalds a day, easy ****.
Acoustic Percussion Guitar Player
Quote by InvaderTSN
I can only poop during full moons.
#34
The hamburger Dreams WONT STOP!!! AHHHH!!!
Quote by AtThisVelocity
Metal_Hed_23, will you marry me?


Quote by drewfromutah
If she takes her pill properly and you still pill out or use a condom, just quit having sex altogether. The damn pill was built so that you can ride bareback and film your own creampie movies afterwards.
#37
Quote by Metallica rulz
Its like a virtual simulator, you have to take a gun and shoot your self then the character does it. I swear tis the truth sir.


Ohh, I get it. So I guess I'll just grab my gun an..

HEY WAIT A MINNNNNUTE!
#39
carrot hamburger!?!? oh noes!
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#40
when "I" was going to bed i was waiting for the jack off button to apper.. because it appers im single... i need some excitement in my burger filled life.
Gear:

Ibanez GSZ120

Mitchell MD-100S Acoustic

Roland Cube 60

Roland Micro-Cube
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