#4
**** her best friend even if shes fat and ugly
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#5
Punch her in the uterus and/or ovaries.
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#6
Grow up?
When crying don't help
You can't compose yourself
It's best to compose a poem
An honest verse of longing
Or a simple song of hope...
#7
i'm all for killing her.
If we're never together, if I'm never back again, well i swear to God that I'll love you forever. Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight.
#8
rape her br00taly with a knife

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Better yet. "My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"
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lets watch this thread die like i should have on page 1
#9
Thirded...kill her.


That, or rape her. It has a more "4chan" feel

and remember

Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#10
Screw her sister, mother or best friend. If that dosen't work, you might have to screw her dad.
I'm a rockstar without the skills, fame, or income.


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#12
get over it?
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#14
Tell her that she crushed your heart in person without crying. If you can do this, you are a real man. She'll probably feel bad? I don't know, I hope she would. My girlfriend curshed my heart today. Cheers bro. life blows
#17
Rape her with a shampoo bottle and pee in her mouth.

EDIT: Nobody caught the Oprah reference.
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#18
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read cannibal corpse lyrics


1. Read Cannibal Corpse lyrics
2. Re-enact Cannibal Corpse lyrics
3. ?????
4. Profit!
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#19
Rape her limbless cadaver.

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#20
dont be such a douche, live with it, and realize it was probably your fault anyway. seeing as you have such a bleak and foreboding look upon everything, its probably true.
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#25
Tie her to a chair in a dimly lit warehouse, beat her up until she's spitting out her teeth, then smash her toes with a large hammer. Which ironically would be payback as it happened in the movie Payback, which means you have to do it, nao.
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#26
Quote by shadel0rd
What would be the best way to get payback at this girl that crushed my heart?

Well, you made a great start by coming to the pit for advice.
#27
All these ideas are fail.

Order pizza
Walk up to her house.

Rape her while eating pizza

Take her bike

sell on ebay

buy more pizza.
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#29
I Say handle this in true A7X style.


Kill her then keep on screwing her.

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Must have stabbed her fifty ****ing times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it

She was never this good in bed
even when she was sleepin'
now she's just so perfect I've
never been quite so ****ing deep in
it goes on and on and on,
I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever,
with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever

’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye
and a word to the wise when the fire dies
you think it's over but it's just begun
but baby don't cry



EDit: or just get over it.
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