#2
Metal Gear is amazing.

Well how the **** was I supposed to figure THAT out!?!

Colonel tells you.

Oh...

What?

I killed him.

*PZZZWWEEEEE*

I laffed.
All Hail! The Kala-Kala Chieftain!
#3
''you when you have diarrhea, but it doesnt hurt when it comes out? ahh yeah. its so satisying.''