#1
Well apparently my girlfriend wants to give me a wish day where I can wish for whatever I want and she'll do it. Im having a hard time thinking of things that I can wish for. Mainly because my moms gonna be in the house so its hard to do a lot of things I was thinking of. Plus she doesnt want to have sex so thats out of the question. So my question to the Almighty Pit Monkeys is what would you guys wish for under those circumstances?
#4
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Eh, I get a blowjob so its not too bad

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#5
d00d just **** her

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#6
Get her to make you a gourmet meal.
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#7
Wish something romantic. That this moment will never end and look into her eyes deeply and kiss her.
#8
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Wish something romantic. That this moment will never end and look into her eyes deeply and kiss her.

cause then she may **** you

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Better yet. "My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"
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#9
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wish day forever

EVERY DAY WISH DAY!!
woohoo!
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#10
Please get a footjob. I may me trying to live life through you, but I don't care.
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#11
she doesn't have to have secks with you to rub herself in front of you... loopholes my friend
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#12
Pfft.. My girlfriend always makes me do stuff.. I want a wish day.

"Garrett.. BLAH BLAH BLAH"

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**** YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
**** YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
#14
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Pfft.. My girlfriend always makes me do stuff.. I want a wish day.

"Garrett.. BLAH BLAH BLAH"

[gets stereo fast forwards on Rage Against the Machines Killing in the name]


**** YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
**** YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
**** YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

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