#1
What would you have for a pet?
Since the LOL WUT pear isn't an animal.. creature maybe, not an animal..

I'm in the mood of this right now..

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#3
A komodo dragon.
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A komodo dragon.


Good call.
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#5
Chuck Norris. Then I would conquer the world.
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#6
A tyrannosaurus rex. Tell me that wouldn't be sweet if you stuck a little saddle on him.

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#7
your mom. she'd be so fun to ride.
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#9
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Fool, NO ONE can tame Chuck Norris.

I'd probably choose a wolf, just because I love wolves.
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#10
I would tame the mighty Utahraptor. Or a lion.
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#11
The single greatest animal that has ever existed

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#12
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A tyrannosaurus rex. Tell me that wouldn't be sweet if you stuck a little saddle on him.


Oh, man.. even better call..
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I was hoping someone would post the bear cavalry.
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#14
Garret wins.
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^^ ...
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#16
I would tame my favorite animal, a Snowy Owl. Id just leave a window atop the house in its room,open for it to come and go as it pleased. It would also do my bidding, like bring messages to me and ones I send, it would also scare off random children that came near my property lol.
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you DO realize that if you tamed it you'd have an ordinary, every day dog?
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#21
A big ****in dragon, so i could ride it anywhere. Everyone would be soooooo jealous.
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#22
Man. The most dangerous animal of all!
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#25
Of course. Or a monkey something with opposable thumbs, so it can make me waffles.
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#27
The correct answer is a Liger. So as to be able to utilise its skills in magic.
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#30
i wish i had magical animal taming powers
I'd love to have a bear for protection and one i can cuddle with when im cold
#31
Umm.. Probably a Gopher.
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#32
Yeah, then you could tell it to do stuff.....

"gopher a newspaper, gopher milk" etc etc
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#34
DUGONG!! No doubt in my mind.



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#38
SAUSAGE DOG BITCHES

Or a heaps big lizard. Or maybe a Galapagos turtle!
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#39


this isnt the lol wut pear, its more divine, therefore it can be an animal if it wants to
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