I'm Simon Tyler. Contrary to popular belief my name is not Sebastian. :p
I play guitar (obviously), and I enjoy pr0n!

I've been known too kick ass!
I have a slight anger issue and pretty much hate everything, but you learn to live with it when you know me!

I love music, it's my heroin...it's the the shizz-nick!
Funk rock, grunge, psychedelia, funk-metal, eletronica, hard rock, alternative rock, experimental rock, classic rock and folk rock are just some of my favourite genres.

Pretty much just rock rock ROCK!




FAVVY QUOTE (MATRIX): "Neil, there is no spoon.

Hey orical, is there a spoon or not?

The matrix is just your imagination."
why is this on UG?!
Because footstools are cool - UG's Classical Guitarists

[quote="'']Congratulations! You have won the award for the most irrelevant thing ever said in a thread!
*slaps with fish*
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I think its 18 in california but I'm just wonderin cuz if i get caught then I can be like "well legally im allowed to watch it" and they'll be like "k koo"
Did Simon hurt your feelings?
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.

I'd've warned for this if I hadn't already warned you today.
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

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If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...