#1
I'm Simon Tyler. Contrary to popular belief my name is not Sebastian. :p
I play guitar (obviously), and I enjoy pr0n!

I've been known too kick ass!
I have a slight anger issue and pretty much hate everything, but you learn to live with it when you know me!

I love music, it's my heroin...it's the the shizz-nick!
Funk rock, grunge, psychedelia, funk-metal, eletronica, hard rock, alternative rock, experimental rock, classic rock and folk rock are just some of my favourite genres.

Pretty much just rock rock ROCK!

I LOVE ROCK

ROCK WITH A C.

ROCK!





FAVVY QUOTE (MATRIX): "Neil, there is no spoon.

Hey orical, is there a spoon or not?

The matrix is just your imagination."
#6
why is this on UG?!
Because footstools are cool - UG's Classical Guitarists

[quote="'']Congratulations! You have won the award for the most irrelevant thing ever said in a thread!
#8
*slaps with fish*
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I think its 18 in california but I'm just wonderin cuz if i get caught then I can be like "well legally im allowed to watch it" and they'll be like "k koo"
#11
Did Simon hurt your feelings?
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#13
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I'd've warned for this if I hadn't already warned you today.
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