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#2
when the eat loads of crunchie food
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#4
when the people laugh freaking loudly and annoyingly at something that's not funny. when people fart
#5
When there's like no one in the theater and the really tall guy decides to sit right in front of me!
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#6
talking in general pisses me off
but it does give me a good excuse to throw a hotdog at someone i dont know
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#7
act


i hate theaters


EDUT: oh, this is about movie theaters? i hate those, too.. overpriced shiitholes that girls always drag you to to see some crap movie about jennifer lopez and her mother and law that's so aweful that you're the only ones in the theater (true story) and you fall asleep after the first 20 minutes which pisses the girl off.... I HATE THE MOVIES!
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#9
Use cell phones and laser pointers.

Also, exist.

All those things piss me off about people in movie theaters.
#10
When the actors tell you to come on stage, when your begging on your knees not too, and the person next to you is dying to go on stage!
#11
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talking in general pisses me off
but it does give me a good excuse to throw a hotdog at someone i dont know


My God! throwing hotdogs!!??? are you out of your mind?? why waste good food like that??
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#12
Sticky floors..... "I just came"
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#13
cell phone rings, the guy stands up blocking everyones view to answer it, walks out talking
5 min later walks back in again blocking the movie, before he sits.

i had one of those little mints, "tic-tac" or something like that, has little plastic box
it met his head

i hate that
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#14
I saw Across The Universe, The Beatles Musical type thing. The chick behind me was singing. TO EVERY ****ING SONG!! Not even well either. She was off pitch every time. At the end of the movie I turned to her and said "Thanks for adding your musical interpretations to every song. It really enhanced my movie viewing experience. Go die in a fire..." She called me an ass and I called her a bitch. Her boyfriend stood up but I was much bigger than him so he backed off quickly.

Also I hate when cellphones go off in theaters. One went off while I was watching 300 in Imax (like 20 bucks a ticket.) and I yelled " Hey buddy, Turn off your phone before I shove it so far up your ass you have to punch yourself in the gut to answer it."
He looked at me and then back at the screen.
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#16
Cell Phones in the Theater.
Tall people in my view.
Being asked to move because I'm a tall person, and I usually obstruct someone's view.
People who talk.
Fat people that sit next to me.
Anyone other than my wife or kids sitting next to me.
People.

I would only enjoy the theater if me or my family were the only ones there. I hate everything everyone else does at a theater.
#18
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When there's like no one in the theater and the really tall guy decides to sit right in front of me!


There's no one else there, just move.

Anyways, I hate when parents just let their kids run around during the movie. I also hate when there's plenty of open spaces and people sit right next to me. (I take my own advice and move. I like my space if I can have it.)
#20
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When people have sex at the back.

Yes I have witnessed it =/. I couldn't take photos


You Should Have Gone upp to them and start Yelling ''Hey Everyone Look There ****ing'' and half the audience just turn and look at them.
#21
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There's no one else there, just move.

Anyways, I hate when parents just let their kids run around during the movie. I also hate when there's plenty of open spaces and people sit right next to me. (I take my own advice and move. I like my space if I can have it.)

No dude, if I come early enough to get the best seat, I should keep it.
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#22
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You Should Have Gone upp to them and start Yelling ''Hey Everyone Look There ****ing'' and half the audience just turn and look at them.


That would be so ****ing epic.


No dude, if I come early enough to get the best seat, I should keep it.


Then ask the guy to move. Is one seat over really that big of a difference?
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#23
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There's no one else there, just move.

Anyways, I hate when parents just let their kids run around during the movie. I also hate when there's plenty of open spaces and people sit right next to me. (I take my own advice and move. I like my space if I can have it.)


Geez.. why don't you try and be friendly?
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#24
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^ Geez.. why don't you try and be friendly?


Edited for friendliness.
#25
Quote by boreamor
When people have sex at the back.

Yes I have witnessed it =/. I couldn't take photos


Oh I see why you hate it!
#27
I was at the movie theater and this guy's phone started ringing but he couldn't find it, so by the time he got to it I was so distracted I missed half a scene.

fine, he found it and put it back in his backpack. 2 seconds later it rings again, you'd think he'd put it on vibrate or something by now, but nooooo. he takes it out, hangs up and puts it back in his backpack. The phone goes off again again for 1 or 2 times after that- the woman next to me was way more pissed off, so I'm just turning to her saying "wow... someone should really do something" and she's like "you're right" and goes out, brings an usher which confiscates the guy's phone.

I giggled on the inside.
#28
i was at the simpsons movie and there were a bunch of little kids and they all sang the spider pig part when it came on
#29
my coisen is really ****in anoying at movie theaters whenever i see one with her when somethings going on in the movie she has to say (loudly i might add) whats gonna happen Now
and im just sitting there thinking why dont you shut up and watch the ****ing movie and we'll
all find out

also i saw a movie and these guys behind us had to repeat every funny line in the movie twice and had to laugh so damn loud that we couldnt hear a ****in thing
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#30
i just hate other people
so if i'm not on my own in the theatre, the film is ruined.
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#31
When people actually go there sit down and enjoy the film, what a bunch of cocksuckers.
#32
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my coisen is really ****in anoying at movie theaters whenever i see one with her when somethings going on in the movie she has to say (loudly i might add) whats gonna happen Now
and im just sitting there thinking why dont you shut up and watch the ****ing movie and we'll
all find out

also i saw a movie and these guys behind us had to repeat every funny line in the movie twice and had to laugh so damn loud that we couldnt hear a ****in thing


whats a coisen?
#33
Quote by TheIceCreamMan
That would be so ****ing epic.


I'm pretty sure everyone knew.

"Oh harder!!!!"
"SHHHHHHH!"
"Sorryy...Oooh..."
"Oh for ****s sake shut up"
"Dont make me COME over there!"

The dialogue is made up, but THAT would be epic.
#35
girlfriend- trying to stick her hand down your pants when the theater is almost full

it fells good but not the right time
OBEY THE SEX
also if you can out run your friend you can out run a bear
#36
people i dont know sitting next to me
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#37
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girlfriend- trying to stick her hand down your pants when the theater is almost full

it fells good but not the right time



Pshhh. It's ALWAYS the right time.
#38
hay if i wanted to have sex in there where would i do it
OBEY THE SEX
also if you can out run your friend you can out run a bear
#39
people talking, pissed my mates nd I off so much that we knocked someone out with a jaw breaker
#40
i hate it when someone in the theater REEKS of weed... like not has a slight sent of it but to the point where you think you are going to gag... that makes me uncomfortable...
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