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can you guys post up some pics of were people put stupid answers on tests lol
#2
This isn't /b man...
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lmao and he got 61%
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i think someone forgot to sign out at a friend's house
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How the hell did he not get an F?

Well..I suppose it's true, that is the best essay ever.
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i think someone forgot to sign out at a friend's house


what?
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Some of you might know this already :

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#19
That 'real' essay.... did it not make you wonder why the 'examiner' was even apparently marking exams when they commented 'page to big'

Stupid.
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What a horrible teacher...
#22
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+1. You have to have balls to turn something like that in.

That's not mine. i found it on the webs. But i have thought about doing the This is Page 3 thing.
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What a horrible teacher...


Dude read the teacher's name
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i think someone forgot to sign out at a friend's house


That probably won't get that much attention, now if he said that he was a girl willing to have e-secks, that would get the pit rolling.

I'm suprised UG has the bandwidth for what happens within seconds of a girl posting in the pit.
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oh my god. that was awesome.

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That Oedipus essay cited Tubgirl!

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That probably won't get that much attention, now if he said that he was a girl willing to have e-secks, that would get the pit rolling.


Where was I trying to get attention, I just posted pictures I thought were funny
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*removed*, sorry


Brilliant.

I actually never thought about it that way...

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#32
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I could read this a million times, and it would still be just as funny.


Best part is the part about the makers of Aqua Fresh Toothpaste, imo.
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#33
Wow... that was also an amazing essay.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#34
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Where was I trying to get attention, I just posted pictures I thought were funny

Yeah, now this time save them to your photobucket and link to that.

We see this:

Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
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I could read this a million times, and it would still be just as funny.


Best part is the part about the makers of Aqua Fresh Toothpaste, imo.



I liked the part where he says "dont believe it OR I WILL ****ING KILL YOU AND YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT!"........"-1"
#36
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Where was I trying to get attention, I just posted pictures I thought were funny


I was following from stevo_epi_SG_wo's theory.
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Thanks Mr. Heafyman! you're an absolute legend
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!
#37
"page is to big."

What kind of idiot essay grader can't use the proper version? It's "too" for crying out freaking loud!
#38
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Yeah, now this time save them to your photobucket and link to that.

We see this:



ok, I've uploaded them to photobucket and I still don't see what I've done wrong.

I just get the two pictures that i posted originally... I really don't understand what is so bad about them, or where I was trying to "get attention"
#39
Best essay ever:

3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON?

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to college.


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Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
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#40
I wonder if he got accepted.
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