#1
I know this is pretty common knowledge... but... I feel this is worth a view...

http://thatvideosite.com/video/5458
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Last edited by Fyre Deity at Nov 12, 2007,
#2
Yeah but have you seen their feet?

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For y'all have knocked her up.
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#4
I don't see how it makes a difference,


Omg, ballerinas can move their legs akwardly, sex is now more enjoyable!!!
#5
my gf does ballarinaring....
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#6
As if a ballerina would be interested in a sad pimply little boy who feels the need to post things like that on UG. Grow up.
#7
My sister's a ballerina, and she doesn't have feet like that. I have to watch all my mates because she's got a great body (Don't even think about bringing up the incest stuff)
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#9
I did ballet as a young boy. I'm sure there'll be some dodgy elements here that would appreciate the info.
#10
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My sister's a ballerina, and she doesn't have feet like that. I have to watch all my mates because she's got a great body (Don't even think about bringing up the incest stuff)

Pics or it didn't happen.
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#11
yoga chicks are better
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#12
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My sister's a ballerina, and she doesn't have feet like that. I have to watch all my mates because she's got a great body (Don't even think about bringing up the incest stuff)


The fact that you even noticed...
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#13
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My sister's a ballerina, and she doesn't have feet like that. I have to watch all my mates because she's got a great body (Don't even think about bringing up the incest stuff)

hahahahahahaha......ahhhhhh... holy sh!t.
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#14
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yoga chicks are better

this man knows whats up
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#15
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yoga chicks are better


MOM?!
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#16
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I did ballet as a young boy. I'm sure there'll be some dodgy elements here that would appreciate the info.



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#17
Dude, legs aren't supposed to bend like that.
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#18
Its strange, I don't think any video I have tried to watch on any site other than youtube has actually ever loaded.
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#19
God, when Kensai notices your post, and it's about incest, you know you're going to hell...

and no I won't give you pics of my sister, because if I do I know for sure they will end up somewhere like the epic boobs girl or the azn girl.

I should just shut up now
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#20
my god, near the end i swear i thought she would snap a leg!! but seriously, i think we all knew what the video would be like... just the fact that every person here more than likely watched it anyway "just to see"
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#21
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As if a ballerina would be interested in a sad pimply little boy who feels the need to post things like that on UG. Grow up.


??? Okay, my bad... wrong noun usage in the title... I'll fix it... but still... people seem to be enjoying it (to an extent). The public has spoken.
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#22
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God, when Kensai notices your post, and it's about incest, you know you're going to hell...

and no I won't give you pics of my sister, because if I do I know for sure they will end up somewhere like the epic boobs girl or the azn girl.

I should just shut up now

why not immortalize her in the annals of ug?
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#23
Well, because as much as I enjoy UG and there would probably be epic lulz involved, I don't know whether I'll be able to live with myself knowing that UG, 4chan, and possibly more places have the potential to fap to my sister. Just creeps me out, I'm the only person allowed to do that.
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#24
i personally hate ballerinas

firstly because ive known too many (my sister dances in big productions etc etc) and i know that most of them are pretentious little snots

secondly because they have no boobs or ass

thidly because the ones ive met that were nice and had good figures ended up being psycho bitches

and if anyone asks for pics of my sister.. SHES 11 YOU SICKOS!!
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#25
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SHES 11 YOU SICKOS!!


Does that mean that all the "pretentious little snots" you mentioned were 11 too? That would explain the lack of breasts and ass.
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#26
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Does that mean that all the "pretentious little snots" you mentioned were 11 too? That would explain the lack of breasts and ass.

no.. she hangs out with/dances with chicks up to they're mid 20s
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#27
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Well, because as much as I enjoy UG and there would probably be epic lulz involved, I don't know whether I'll be able to live with myself knowing that UG, 4chan, and possibly more places have the potential to fap to my sister. Just creeps me out, I'm the only person allowed to do that.

*searches heafy's myspace*
#29
You mean better in bed? I don't think streching your legs really far out necessarily does that, and it doesn't necessarily make you a better person, either.
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#30
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*searches heafy's myspace*


You won't find anything there except for a bunch of photos of me being an ass, oh and looking suprisingly like Pete Wentz. I know, it makes me suicidal too.
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#31
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You mean better in bed? I don't think streching your legs really far out necessarily does that, and it doesn't necessarily make you a better person, either.

/thread

thank you
just cause they can stretch they're legs beyond human reaches doesnt mean they'll be good in bed, what if they twist ur nipples? i mean jeez
and it most certainly does NOT make then better ppl

although i hear they're lonely cause all the dancer dudes are either gay or pretend not to be gay
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#33
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As if a ballerina would be interested in a sad pimply little boy who feels the need to post things like that on UG. Grow up.




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#34
The video wouldn't play, but my best friend has a gf who does ballet. Pity shes a total hardcore christian and he will never be able to hit it...


Which is why I bought him chloroform for his birthday
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