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and claimed to be god. he knew my name, and my english teacher's name. he told me to tell my english teacher: "God has spoken, and reminds you, the eye of the fox is more keen than the smell of the rabbit"

and then i asked him to prove that he was god. and he said, "look for me tomorrow" and signed off.

so i'm kinda wondering what to do, and who this guy is.
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#2
It's a kid in your English class!

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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#3
Someone from your english class or an idiot friend that knows who you have for english?
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#6
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*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

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give the name to the pit and then see if hes still God

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#9
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You are cruel...


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#10
it may be a kid from your english class...

... either way, all signs point to rape i'm afraid.

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+1
"Strangers passing in the street, by chance two separate glances meet, and I am you and what I see is me."
#12
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it may be a kid from your english class...

... either way, all signs point to rape i'm afraid.




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#13
I don't wanna jump to conclusions, but it's quite possible he is god.

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#14
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the screen name is nwg914

please IM him and mess with him. i will laugh so hard


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#18
This was the best place to come with this. So many people are probably telling him they are God right now...

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#21
Lol, if I had AIM I'd help you out.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#29
too bad he wasn't using msn.
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#35
i asked if he swung both ways and not to respond if he did, so he had to; then i asked if hitler still had his moustache and he told me that after he died he went for a hard rock image and then a glam image
#38
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I called him a pussy for not typing back and he said that he was busy sucking my dad's dick.....was I owned or not???!?!?


No you were not. And a true god would not use such a ****ty comeback which implied that he was a dicksmoker.
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#39
ILieksMudkips (5:01:45 PM): Can Jesus really save me!?!?!
nwg914 (5:02:10 PM): the power of god compelles you
ILieksMudkips (5:02:40 PM): To rape small children?
nwg914 (5:02:29 PM): perhaps
ILieksMudkips (5:03:49 PM): What can God do for me? Why isn't Satan, or even a random small animal better than you?
nwg914 (5:03:35 PM): yo
nwg914 (5:04:02 PM): god cant do anything for you
nwg914 signed off at 5:05:17 PM.
nwg914 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

ILieksMudkips (5:01:06 PM): HAIL SATAN!
Silener76 (5:01:48 PM): SEIG HEIL
ILieksMudkips (5:02:26 PM): SATAN ISN'T GERMAN!!!!!! He's IRISH!!!!
ILieksMudkips (5:05:26 PM): God can't do anything for me.
ILieksMudkips (5:05:27 PM): Can you?
ILieksMudkips (5:05:36 PM): Or are you just a worthless pussy like him?
ILieksMudkips (5:05:47 PM): Seeing as you can't beat him....I guess you are
ILieksMudkips (5:05:56 PM): I'm sorry that you're God's bitch

Oh well
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