#1
i was playing my slammer and my dad comes and tries to wrestle me down, it went on for a little then my foot hit my cable on the amp and broke it... now i have no cable and a peice is stuck in the amp so that does not work either.... just thought you guys should know.
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#2
Thank you. I appreciate it.
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incest is a dangerous game, just so u know kids
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incest is a dangerous game, just so u know kids





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"When he came in, Mr. Milligan said that he and his son had been wrestling and goofing around."
"Oh my God, he just might have goof-arounditis."
"We should also check him for the silly-willies."

thread reminded me of that
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"When he came in, Mr. Milligan said that he and his son had been wrestling and goofing around."
"Oh my God, he just might have goof-arounditis."
"We should also check him for the silly-willies."

thread reminded me of that

"silly-willies"

funniest phrase in our language.

i get in stitches eveytime i hear it
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I bet your dad was sweaty and naked when he wrestled you down to the ground



That made my pants feel funny. Is that bad?
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#13
so was crashman wen his daddy came in.


he was ready for him!!!
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That made my pants feel funny. Is that bad?

That depends. Did they get a little tighter?

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That depends. Did they get a little tighter?


Yes
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Yes


wheres ur dad now??
oil up, its time for your initiation...
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wheres ur dad now??
oil up, its time for your initiation...


Ewww... Not with my dad...

What's your dad up to?
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That made my pants feel funny. Is that bad?

I'm going to make those two quotes into siggs as oon as i find out how too...
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I'm going to make those two quotes into siggs as oon as i find out how too...

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