Why don't you just make up stats? I did it all the time and graduated 3rd in my class...

...unless this isn't for school - and in that case, you're weird.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.