#1
The Declaration of Independence had 1337 words. I'm serious, 1,337 of them. Just wanted to share that
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#2
By internet fact, this makes America the most badass nation on Earth.

Not that the others are very far behind
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#3
*sarcasm*YEAH!!!! YOU JUST MADE MY F u CKIN DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*end sarcasm*
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#4
My penis is 14.5 inches...

...around.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#5
1337 is the name of the band im in!!
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#6
who cares?

obviously, i care enough about it to post in this thread.

and cared even more to explain who cares.

and cared even mooooorree to explain that i explained who cares.

and cared even moooooooooooooo......
#8
Quote by clearchaos
who cares?

obviously, i care enough about it to post in this thread.

and cared even more to explain who cares.

and cared even mooooorree to explain that i explained who cares.

and cared even moooooooooooooo......


My God, it's full of stars!
#9
Quote by Dirge Humani


I think I need to go get stitches in my funny bone.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#10
1337 ftw!!!!
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#11
That is ****in' sweet! Good job america! You finally did something right!
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#13
that site made me laugh SO HARD!!!!!!!!!! the satanic bible *walks away laughing*
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#15
Quote by master
what kind of weirdo counts the words in the declaration of independence?

i didnt, it was on the cover of a magazine i saw in the orthodontist's office

But just to be witty:

Your mom
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#17
Quote by Dirge Humani
Oh, also:

1337
Can be broken into:
13 3 7
7+3=10+13=23
Now, everyone knows that 23 is the most evil number. Why?
2/3=.667

And now you know.


Fixed. Where is your satanic number now!
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#22
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#23
Quote by Dirge Humani

haha
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#24
Quote by Dirge Humani
Oh, also:

1337
Can be broken into:
13 3 7
7+3=10+13=23
Now, everyone knows that 23 is the most evil number. Why?
2/3=.6...

And now you know.

Which is actually more right than going 3 places if the first one is the one that repeats.

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#25
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Wh3n 1n 7h3 (05r$3 0f h5m4n 3v3n7$, 17 b3(0m3$ n3(3$$4r% f0r 0n3 p30p#3 70 P1$$0#v3 7h3 p0#171(4# b4nP$ wh1(h h4v3 (0nn3(73P 7h3m w17h 4n07h3r, 4nP 70 4$$5m3 4m0n9 7h3 p0w3r$ 0f 7h3 34r7h, 7h3 $3p4r473 4nP 3q54# $74710n 70 wh1(h 7h3 #4w$ 0f N475r3 4nP 0f N475r3'$ 90P 3n717#3 7h3m, 4 P3(3n7 r3$p3(7 70 7h3 0p1n10n$ 0f m4n|{1nP r3q51r3$ 7h47 7h3% $h05#P P3(#4r3 7h3 (45$3$ wh1(h 1mp3# 7h3m 70 7h3 $3p4r4710n.

F that!!

...Just because I took the time to read/understand it.

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#27
Quote by SteveHouse
F that!!

...Just because I took the time to read/understand it.

I demand a translation!
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#28
Quote by kyle100
I demand a translation!

I'd love to, but no one could prove I didn't just copy it from the actual Declaration.

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#29
Quote by haven222
Wh3n 1n 7h3 (05r$3 0f h5m4n 3v3n7$, 17 b3(0m3$ n3(3$$4r% f0r 0n3 p30p#3 70 P1$$0#v3 7h3 p0#171(4# b4nP$ wh1(h h4v3 (0nn3(73P 7h3m w17h 4n07h3r, 4nP 70 4$$5m3 4m0n9 7h3 p0w3r$ 0f 7h3 34r7h, 7h3 $3p4r473 4nP 3q54# $74710n 70 wh1(h 7h3 #4w$ 0f N475r3 4nP 0f N475r3'$ 90P 3n717#3 7h3m, 4 P3(3n7 r3$p3(7 70 7h3 0p1n10n$ 0f m4n|{1nP r3q51r3$ 7h47 7h3% $h05#P P3(#4r3 7h3 (45$3$ wh1(h 1mp3# 7h3m 70 7h3 $3p4r4710n.

Okay, Kyle, don't say I never did anything for you.
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people (#=l? WTF?) to dissolve the political bands [sic] which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the Earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitled them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind required that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

There you go.

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#30
Quote by SteveHouse
Okay, Kyle, don't say I never did anything for you.
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people (#=l? WTF?) to dissolve the political bands [sic] which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the Earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitled them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind required that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

There you go.

Congratulations, +10 points for you. Well done SteveHouse, well done..
#31
Quote by haven222
Congratulations, +10 points for you. Well done SteveHouse, well done..

Yuss!!!

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#32
Quote by me and a half
what is 1337?

"LEET" or "elite" its when people type with numbers and **** on the nets
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#34
for a while i had 1337 songs i my itunes
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