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You Take That Back We Are Not Getting Smarter


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Ouch, my American pride. Just remember that people that do this stuff and are featured on the news are different from the majority Americans; they're dumbasses.
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I can imagine the police report.

'Surely as grass is green, I's wents 'n gots shot ba' mah' own pooch.'

Though most American accents are okay (we have a texan teacher, he rules) what is with so many speaking like Cletus from the Simpsons?
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I can imagine the police report.

'Surely as grass is green, I's wents 'n gots shot ba' mah' own pooch.'

Though most American accents are okay (we have a texan teacher, he rules) what is with so many speaking like Cletus from the Simpsons?

uh, I've never met anyone who speaks like that. The vast majority don't.
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Ouch, my American pride. Just remember that people that do this stuff and are featured on the news are different from the majority Americans; they're dumbasses.

How many people do you know that don't (or wouldn't, if you aren't sure) put their gun on safety when they go to retrieve a pheasant or whatever he was hunting?

Of all the hunters I know, that's about 100%.

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I can imagine the police report.

'Surely as grass is green, I's wents 'n gots shot ba' mah' own pooch.'

Though most American accents are okay (we have a texan teacher, he rules) what is with so many speaking like Cletus from the Simpsons?


Not as many Americans speak like Cletus as you'd expect. I'm from Texas, lived here all my life, and I don't have a hint of a southern accent. I don't know many people that do actually.
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uh, I've never met anyone who speaks like that. The vast majority don't.

Where do you live bro? I get them all the time in OK.

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I can imagine the police report.

'Surely as grass is green, I's wents 'n gots shot ba' mah' own pooch.'

Though most American accents are okay (we have a texan teacher, he rules) what is with so many speaking like Cletus from the Simpsons?


as stated above by jravolta, thats a small percentage of americans.
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How many people do you know that don't (or wouldn't, if you aren't sure) put their gun on safety when they go to retrieve a pheasant or whatever he was hunting?

Of all the hunters I know, that's about 100%.

Meet new hunters, fast. Thats completely fucking stupid
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Meet new hunters, fast. Thats completely fucking stupid

Also, I forgot to mention that all the hunters I know are inbred hick drunks.

...That might skew my data.

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Where do you live bro? I get them all the time in OK.

I live in Maine, and even when I visit other states I rarely hear people like that. I guess its more a regional issue than a national one.
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I live in Maine, and even when I visit other states I rarely hear people like that. I guess its more a regional issue than a national one.

Of course not in Maine. Unless they're tourists. Tourists are fun. If you have tourists often in Maine. It doesn't seem like you would. What a stupid thing to say.

But you can tell when someone grew up with the accent and the "ain't ya'll a hoot" style vocabulary all around them and they are trying to cover it up. I like those people.

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Of course not in Maine. Unless they're tourists. Tourists are fun. If you have tourists often in Maine. It doesn't seem like you would. What a stupid thing to say.

But you can tell when someone grew up with the accent and the "ain't ya'll a hoot" style vocabulary all around them and they are trying to cover it up. I like those people.

yeah, we actually have a lot of tourists, a lot of Canadians and out of staters. we're even nicknamed "Vacationland."
And I guess I lied; my cousin sounds a little like that but he's from the South/Louisiana.
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uh, I've never met anyone who speaks like that. The vast majority don't.


You just proved his point while trying to deny it.
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Also, I forgot to mention that all the hunters I know are inbred hick drunks.

...That might skew my data.


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Not as many Americans speak like Cletus as you'd expect. I'm from Texas, lived here all my life, and I don't have a hint of a southern accent. I don't know many people that do actually.


Come up to Maine, we've got some wicked friggin accents up here. I'm definitely one of them.

And to whoever said the thing about tourists- There are to many ****ing people up here durin' summer and fall! They come up, eat our lobster, hunt our deer, and block our roads. (Anyone who lives in Maine and gets WTOS, Mr. Man is a perfect example)
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#27
yeah, im from southern ohio and i very much have a southern accent.
but im also from a farming area.
i live in northern ohio now and get made fun of alot for my accent.
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I live in Maine, and even when I visit other states I rarely hear people like that. I guess its more a regional issue than a national one.


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in Poweshiek County, Iowa, dog shoots you!

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i read the thread title, and as a citizen of Down Under, i laughed. Heck, half of you dont know where we are on a map
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i read the thread title, and as a citizen of Down Under, i laughed. Heck, half of you dont know where we are on a map



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#33
The day america stops thinking all the stupid **** people do is funny, and starts shaking their heads and going.
What a tool.
Is the day america gets smarter.
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#35
Wait, so what did that link have to do with Americans and increasing intellegence?

It was about an accident involving a dog and a gun.

Did i get the wrong link? Or are you americans actually becoming more stupid?
#36
Oh ****ing a stop generalizing. I hardly even consider myself an american, but its so damn stupid.

I get the BBC, and I see once or twice a week they show recorded sessions of parliament, or court cases where barristers still wear powdered wigs with their real hair showing through, For god sakes the english government seems like a bad drag party sometimes, but I dont get on saying.

"Good lord, you brits are just getting more gender ambiguous every day"

Its the same sort of stereotyping that gets people killed, Someone killed a Sikh in a convenience store here for revenge against the "dirty muslims",
All indians dont work in casinos or seven elevens, All muslims dont carry bombs, All jews arent greedy, and all English arent obbsessive laissez fair capitalists bent on a world empire.

I know that rant made no difference, but its off my chest, so Im not bothered by it anymore.
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I can imagine the police report.

'Surely as grass is green, I's wents 'n gots shot ba' mah' own pooch.'

Though most American accents are okay (we have a texan teacher, he rules) what is with so many speaking like Cletus from the Simpsons?


Like many countries, America has many regional dialects. Of course all you would see are the dumbest of the dumb, ever perpetuating the stereotype of the "fat, lazy, under educated American lummox" because that sells to foreigners, like you, obviously.

Basically what you said there is the equivalent of someone saying "why does everyone in Great Britain speak like Shrek?"

Well, there are not as many people with Scottish as there are English accents in the nation of Great Britain, just like Southern accents are not as common as Northern accents in the US.

Anything you see wrong with the United States insofar as being shot by a dog or lack of intelligence in general, you can usually blame on the South. I do. Yes, there are stupid people in the Northern states, but they typically aren't as ignorant as those half-assed, retarded, inbred hicks that you seem to think make up the majority.
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^Iowa is not the south. Stop trying to scapegoat this on a region, that is what tears this country apart.


And, what does this have to do with intelligence levels? #1: not all guns are made with safety's. #2: Who thinks to themselves "best be careful because my dog might step on the trigger". After all, he might have just forgot to put the safety on once, an honest mistake. Are you Europeans and Australians perfect? Are you above mistakes?
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