#1
Hey, i need you guys to help me choose a line from a good song to put on a birthday card.... its for a friend (she is a girl) and her birthday is tomorrow, any ideas?


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#4
Write down a few lines from Time, followed by "Have a depressing birthday."
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#6
happy birthday. do me?
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#7
da da da da da da, da da today is you birthday, da da da da da da da a good birthday to ya (or something like that)
#10
Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU! YOU!

You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!

One more year goes hurting, dying.
Body, organs ripping, rotting
Vile lungs, a grotesque chorus
Birthday equals nothing for us
R S V P Please
For the deth of me
You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy Birthday. You're gonna die!

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#12
Every breath out of your lungs is a tiny little gift to me.
If I could hear your voice I dont think I'd need to see.

Or
When I feel you in my arms, I know no one could do me no harm.
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#13
"I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly"

You'll take her breath away.
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#14
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear (girl's name)
Happy Birthday to you.

......and many more

#15
i'll find a song for ya..
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#16
I Don't Need No Dreams When I'm By Your Side
Every Moment Takes Me To Paradise
Darlin', Let Me Hold You
Warm You In My Arms And Melt Your Fears Away
Show You All The Magic That A Perfect Love Can
Make
I Need You Night And Day
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#17
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Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU! YOU!

You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!

One more year goes hurting, dying.
Body, organs ripping, rotting
Vile lungs, a grotesque chorus
Birthday equals nothing for us
R S V P Please
For the deth of me
You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy Birthday. You're gonna die!


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#18
''And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll ****in **** you discreetly
And then I’ll ****ing bone you completely
But then I’m gonna **** you hard
Hard "
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