#1
well the other day my girl friend said i love u more than u love me and playfully i just say "prove it" so she said ok. now 2 weeks later she's apparently devised a way to prove it.

the thing thats getting my mind going is the clues she gave me (by the way we're 15 only so yeah)

-It doesnt have a color (doesnt really say much)
- it will bring us closer
-and we have to be COMPLETELY alone
-and i will like it

like i know what everyone's thinking but what do yall think it is, and please, not to much weird stuff, although expected lol
thanx guys
#2
it is most deffinetly
sex

but seriosly no idea
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#3
It's not sex. She wants you to think its sex. It's not sex.
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#5
it's *********

can you guess what it is that got all asterisked?
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#6
no no, im not trying to brag, but i doubt its sex because, well, we're 15, and i dont think she's like that, and i dont come off as that type of person
#8
i think she's going to let you fill her hoo-ha with goof juice.
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#9
its actually gonna be a black(not a color) shirt that says "I love you more than you love me"
and on the back it says "HA!"
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#10
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Obviously sex, You are terrible at bragging


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#11
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-It doesnt have a color (doesnt really say much)
- it will bring us closer


Based on these 2 clues I'd say she is planning on opening a black hole.
#13
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i think she's going to let you fill her hoo-ha with goof juice.



Haha, a patton oswalt fan I see.
#15
it's probably gonna be a romantic evening watching MASH on the Hallmark channel.
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#20
Hot tub? Glass box? Hamster Cage? Things that are clear...

LOL at the black hole...

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#23
Oh god it's ballsack guy again.
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#24
to:21cup

it bothers me when people report other people, but you crossed the line that ****. your ****ing nasty, and i hope you get banned
#25
holy ****. i would report that but i'm afraid to scroll up
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#26
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Oh god it's ballsack guy again.


I'd sig this if the situation wasn't serious
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you just killed my good mood. good job asshole.

btw i deleted the image, no one wants to see that ****.
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#29
Well TS looks like your thread dies here... this one was fun, everyone back on subject?

Is it a sleeping bag?

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#30
I ad blocked that ball sack thing. We should have it set up to ban anyone who types that URL.


And what the hell would it be besides sex?
#33
My question is how does this guy know where to get these pictures....
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#34
She probably wants you to think it's sex when it isn't.

Alternatively, it is sex and you are about to get laid.
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#37
She wants to show you her penis.
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#38
I doubt it man two weeks she probably forgot about thtat now
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#39
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Obviously sex, You are terrible at bragging
Aaannd that's why this is being closed.
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