#1
Well, my cousin is 13 years old and she's really into me, like seriously fckn into me. She used to irritate me when we were younger, but know she's getting hot.

Do you think it would be wrong to try and fck her these holidays when she comes?
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#2
wrong to a normal person? yes.

wrong to people in The Pit? no.
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#4
WHAT THE ****?????????????? dude....
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#7
does the fact shes 13 not bother anyone here? I think that should be the problem!
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10. Done LSD? who's she?
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#10
Beat it, pervert.
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