#1
What's the most idiotic thing you've done music wise. Just wondering

I myself have tons of headscars from headbanging in the shower and random places.
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ate a girl out on her period...

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#3
Stepped on the jack cord so it fell out of my guitar.... during a solo.... live.
*dies*
#4
i threw my guitar at my huge glass mirror while playing an at the drive in song.

shattered eveywhere and i got a heap of glass in my foot.
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#6
laughed at something in class a little too hard, then let loose a sonic boom of a fart.
#7
span around with my guitar in the middle of a riff, smacked my bassist in the face from the headstock
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#8
I once went to play metallica trying to show off and ending up playing blink 182 somehow
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ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


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#9
Got a boner in church, of course then the pastor had to call me up on stage.

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#10
Also, seen not quite done by me. But at a live show the lead singer got her hair stuff in the lead guitarist headstock, and he started head banging. She kept screaming though . . .
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ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#11
well it wasn't me, but my friend had this solo, where right in teh middle everything stopped, and he flipped his guitar, then continued with the solo, anyways it was their biggest gig ever (it was at teh new cdapital music hall for anyone in or near ottawa) and he steppe don his cord dight before the flip, so teh guitar didn't really flip, it kinda flailed wildly in the air, and to top it off, it unplugged from his guitar soeverybody kept playing cuz nobody knew, and he was trying to get his cable back int eh guitar...meanwhile i'm laughing REALLY hard inside, but at the same time i'm like OMFG on teh outside
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#12
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I once went to play metallica trying to show off and ending up playing blink 182 somehow


That was hilarious

headbanged too hard in the shower, got dizzy and slipped, ripping off the hose with me..
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#13
Low ceiling fan + Fender Jazz Bass = -headstock.
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#14
One time I accidentally killed 5000 people at a gig, because I played at 3000 bpm. I forgot that when I play that fast, people die.

At this one gig I played, I was going a bit too crazy and got my lead wound around my legs! I had to turn around on the spot for ages to sort it out.
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#15
I was at band practice and farted really loud, tried to cover it up with massive feedback and whammy bar.
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ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#16
sat naked playing some billy joel on piano for a girl. She ran outta the house screaming. Now, looking back on it, I realize how stupid I was. I should have played Elton John instead.
I'm hungry.
#17
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I was at band practice and farted really loud, tried to cover it up with massive feedback and whammy bar.


sounds familiar to me...
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#18
I did a whammy bar squeal without stretching my strings during a song and the G string snapped... I tried to keep playing, but of course the whole guitar was out of tune. This was onstage at Battle of the Bands. The next day everyone in my school told me I sucked.

#19
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sat naked playing some billy joel on piano for a girl. She ran outta the house screaming. Now, looking back on it, I realize how stupid I was. I should have played Elton John instead.


+1

#20
I once made a mic stand fall over with a lead because I was walking around the stage...

I need to go wireless.
Got on the bus with me daysavaaaa
#21
Stapped my friend ceiling with the headstock of his Ibanez RG 1550. He was pissed I could tell but he didnt say anything.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#22
just as well it wasn't your's Demon :P
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So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:

"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"

The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#23
I was playing with my band, then my singer just cut out cuz he had forgotten his line (Practice, not live). Irritated with him, I slapped my guitar, and smacked the middle pickup through the pickguard, breaking the screws. >.<

Bloody singers.
#24
I happened to be walking around, looking for my pick that I dropped, and then happened "accidently" put my headstock through his bass drum skin.

He bloody deserved it...
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#25
Oo Oo Oo. Going to a band pratice and you get nothing done, your band are there praticing but you're rolling around on the floor laughing your head off for no apparent reason O.o


Lil Macker for what ever the reason? :P
Quote by MetalHead73
So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:

"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"

The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.