#2
that the third word of this thread's title has an apostrophe?

EDIT: Though some of these look plausible, I know that 20, 32, and 40 are true, some are either waaayyy exaggerated or, possibly, bull****.
Last edited by hrdcorelaxplaya at Nov 13, 2007,
#5
I shouldn't know these. Ooh. I wonder what will happen.

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#8
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Eating rocks makes you retarded.



I think you mixed that up. It should be the other way around
#14
Clearly the government has found this thread as nothing on the site will load now. .
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are you trying to get *reported*?

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#18
#51, correct placement of apostrophes.


thats ironic on so many levels.


but in all seriousness, it seems like a load of speculative crap.


however i live in the uk and it doesnt matter a toss to me lol
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#19
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I think you mixed that up. It should be the other way around

eating retards make you rock?
#20
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eating retards make you rock?



i don't know, maybe.

What I meant was that being retarded, you eat rocks.
#21
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#51, correct placement of apostrophes.


thats ironic on so many levels.


but in all seriousness, it seems like a load of speculative crap.


however i live in the uk and it doesnt matter a toss to me lol


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#23
A lot of this has a visible taint of conspiracy theorists, but nonetheless, a lot of it is still fascinating.
#24
#10 was pretty interesting.
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#25
Quote by stevo_epi_SG_wo
#51, correct placement of apostrophes.


thats ironic on so many levels.


but in all seriousness, it seems like a load of speculative crap.


however i live in the uk and it doesnt matter a toss to me lol


#26
#49 Writing your is not the same as writing you're.
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Nice site, favourited for further reading

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#28
The Hitler one was interesting. I find it really hardcore that his decendents made a pact not to have kids so they dont have to make them suffer the burden of being one of hitlers decendents.
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#49 Writing your is not the same as writing you're.



So you picked up on some of the numerous grammatical errors also.
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#30
that was uh... very unbiased.
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#31
Wow, it's almost as if it wasn't written by Michael Moore......
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#32
*cough cough cough*my ass!*cough cough*bull shit!
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#33
i like the one about postage. i never have to buy stamps again!
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